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  1. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    It's rather disappointing to me that there is no God of any sort.
    I used to look up to him. I'd pray when I was all alone and in need of help.
    It gave me a certain comfort to vent to something.
    That maybe, possibly, he could help me with life.
    Now I'd just feel absurd if I looked out my window, up at the stars, and tried praying to him.
    I'd feel like I was talking to some sort of imaginary friend.
    My whole life I was taught to worship him and taught of his ways.
    I went to church, church camp, VBS, and did many other things.
    Now, I just think I wasted part of my life.
    Even my mom apologized to me for making me go to church and teaching me that sort of stuff.
    And don't go telling me "Just believe in him! It's all about having faith!"
    I just can't. I don't really want to, either. It seems all too illogical to me.
    It feels too wrong.

  2. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Ohmygosh.
    He's so hot.
    I wonder if he thinks I'm cute.
    Should I say hi?
    Wait. What if I seem creepy?
    I'll be like heyy ;)
    No. Should I wink?
    No. Wait. Don't walk away from me.
    I love you.
    You're beautiful, in every single way.
    Oh wait, he's walking this way.
    Okay. Smile.
    Don't seem like a creeper.
    He smiled back.
    "Heyyyyy."
    I want some food.
    Ugh. I could be playing call of duty right now
    Hey, cute girl.
    What's up cutie ;)?
    Oh wait. She'll think I'm weird.
    Damn. Oh wait. Where's my mom?
    Okay. Maybe she's over there.
    Mom where are you.
    No wait she's right next to the cute girl.
    Oh wow. She smiled.
    Cute smile girl ;)
    "Heyyy."
    She said hey, what do I say?
    Let me smile back.
    "Hey."
    wow. I sounded stupid.
    I want food.
    MYQUOTE.
    Format credit to :Themascaraseries.

  3. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:07am UTC
    We'll be playmates,
    & LOVERS & SHARE OUR SECRET WORLDS [x][x][x]

  4. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:37pm UTC
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  5. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    A boy piggybacking his girl friend
    Girl: I was thinking.. What if one day I get so fat you can't carry me?
    Boy: Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together

  6. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:58pm UTC
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  7. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    It makes me really mad how gullible people are today.
    Don't believe everything you hear.

  8. Panacea Panacea
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    nmf
    HOW TO MAKE A DECENT QUOTE
    Try to make it as original as possible.
    Don't just take quotes people have seen 859687 times from Tumblr or Facebook. Chances are, if you've seen it more than twice, most other people have too. If you are, however, copying quotes from Tumblr, at least search it to check if it's not already on Witty. Post about something funny that happened that day (as long as it's actually funny and not just a joke between you and your friends), or a quote that you thought of that has the potential to inspire someone.
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    Especially not the ones we've all seen before, or ridiculous facts that no one cares about. At least post lyrics some people might actually consider inspirational?
    Don't swear!
    That one is pretty self-explanitory
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    I've seen the chorus from How to Save a Life by The Fray about 8 or 9 times on here. Try original lyrics that most people haven't picked up or is from a song not many of us know about.
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    Try to make your own format, or if you're not good at coding, use someone else's! But make sure you give credit to the creator if you know who it is.
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    Make sure that it's Witty worthy!
    Read the rules and if your quote doesn't qualify, please, don't post it. This is Steve's website, and if he doesn't want it on here, then it shouldn't be.

  9. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 8:39am UTC
    Whenever I like a guy he either:
    - Doesn't know I exist
    - Doesn't like me back
    - Likes one of my friends
    - Pushes me away
    - Tells me some crap about just being friends
    - Asks me out as a joke
    - Pretends he doesn't know about me liking him
    - Is liked by one of my best friends
    - Likes a prettier girl
    - Likes a sluut
    - Only wants to go out to hook up
    - Hates all of my friends
    - Leads me on
    - Never finds out

  10. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:48am UTC
    they were in love.
    you could tell just by the way they looked at each other, like they had
    the most wonderful secret in the world between them.

  11. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:58pm UTC
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  12. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    all i want to do in life is bake cookies and go to the beach and sleep and curl my hair and complete puzzles and make a bucket list and dream and learn how to play guitar and put flowers in my hair and climb trees and laugh and listen to music and be with my friends and have sleepovers and sing and create beautiful things and drink milkshakes and find a good pen and play boardgames and burn incense and pick flowers and get temporary tattoos and dance and collect anklets and watch anime and read comic books and be understood and take zumba classes and lie in a hammock and eat icecream and smile and cuddle with my dog and spend time with my family and buy bikinis and go camping and wear pretty dresses and travel and meet someone special and play in a meadow and eat chocolate and be happy.

  13. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 2:20am UTC
    what always happens: a guy likes my friend, talks to me a lot about her, gets me to ask her if she likes him, she says she doesn't, i can't bring myself to tell him so i try to talk him out of it without being too direct, he asks her out anyway then it's all my fault when she says no.

  14. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Woman: If you call me fat one more time, you'll be out on the streets!
    Man: But honey, think of our son!
    Woman: Son..?
    Man: Yeah, aren't you pregnant?
    Woman: GET OUT
    Man:
    Man:
    Man:
    Man: Totally worth it

  15. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    A man was at work when he decided to call his wife at home
    Man: *Calls home when a strange woman answers*
    Woman: Hello? This is the maid
    Man: Is my wife there? Wait.. Maid? We don't have a maid?
    Woman: Your wife hired me earlier today
    Man: Oh ok, well, is she there? Tell her that her husband is asking
    Woman: She's upstairs in bed with who I figured was her husband
    Man: What the f*ck?! That b*tch!! Do you want to earn $50,000?
    Woman: What do I have to do?
    Man: Take the gun from my desk and shoot both of them.
    Woman: *Puts down the phone, followed by footsteps and gunshots*
    Woman: Ok, done, what do I do with the bodies?
    Man: Throw them in the pool!
    Woman: ..You don't have a pool
    Man:
    Woman:
    Man:
    Woman:
    Man: This isn't 567-5609, is it?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:33pm UTC
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  18. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    like pages on facebook: if you don't like this, you have no heart.
    like pages on facebook: like if u luv meen gurls!!1!!!!!11!!one!!1!!!! xD xD xD
    like pages on facebook: share this if you believe in god, he saw you read this.
    like pages on facebook: subscribe to him and get 2000+ friend requests!!!!
    like pages on facebook: 10 puppies will die if this post doesn't get 15,000 likes
    like pages on facebook: repost or your mum will be murdered in 48 hours
    like pages on facebook: like and send us $91759 for a lifetime supply of potatoes!
    friends on facebook: lol i'm gonna be stupid and like these pages so they spam your newsfeed
    not my format, my quote c:

  19. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Quirkyalone:
    A term referring to someone who enjoys being single (but isn't opposed
    to being in relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than
    dating just for the sake of being in a couple.

  20. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    So she hid the feeling somewhere in her chest,
    Dangerously close to her heart.

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