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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

  2. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    i'm just a would've been, could've been, should've been
    >> never was, and never ever will be

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    i spend my whole life
    wondering if something is due tomorrow.

  4. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 10:03am UTC
    Sometimes you just need someone to tell you
    you're not as terrible as you think you are.

  5. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    It's 10:45 at night,
    I'm sad,
    I'm lonely,
    and all I can do
    is think of you;
    nothing good
    can come from this.
    (DS)

  6. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 8:54am UTC
    Love is surprising.
    It comes when unexpected.
    It shows up when not looked for.
    It arrives just when you think there is none.

  7. ilikeurbeard ilikeurbeard
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    You are the only exception.

  8. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Big Butt?
    ok my butt may be big...
    But there's no song about your flat one

  9. xoautumn97 xoautumn97
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    I just need you ,
    but you aren't there for me anymore,
    like you used to be.

  10. Erica_213 Erica_213
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Hold on♥
    Hold on to that one person that makes you happy.
    The one that you can trust.
    The one that trusts you back.
    The one you are comfortabale around.
    Where distance doesn't matter.
    All that matters are you and that one special person.
    mq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    but
    "JUST FRIENDS"
    just don't
    look at each other
    talk to each other
    touch each other
    love each other
    like that.

  13. BlondieBooJayy BlondieBooJayy
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    the bad guys lie to
    get into your bed
    and the good guys lie to
    get into your heart

  14. xoautumn97 xoautumn97
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    I thought that being strong meant never losing your self control.

  15. AyeeItsChels AyeeItsChels
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    they tell you to be yourself....
    AND THEN THEY JUDGE YOU.

  16. OhhBeautifullBroox3 OhhBeautifullBroox3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    She felt so lonely in this cruel world..
    Then, this boy came,
    Grabbed her hand,
    and told her,
    "I'll never let you feel alone again...

  17. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    I hate it when your in a bad mood so everyones like, " Are you on your Period?" Im like really i am not allowed to have a bad day???

  18. xoautumn97 xoautumn97
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    Even you have lost hope in me,
    and you're the one person who I thought never would

  19. xoautumn97 xoautumn97
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    I'm sorry that I am not good enough for any of you anymore.

  20. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    its funny how i lost two bestfriends out of three and the only one that stayed was the one i didn`t think cared

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