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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC
    mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
    me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
    me: just kidding call the cops.

  2. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:03am UTC
    is it normal to not have a him?

  3. aubweeexx aubweeexx
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    If happy ever after
    did exist, I would still be holding you like this.
    All those fairytales are full of it, one more stupid love song,
    i'll be sick.
    ______
    nmf

  4. Hahalmao Hahalmao
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    I dropped my laptop off the side of a boat the other day. Its a dell, rolling in the deep.

  5. yogibaby yogibaby
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    I've been over , around , under , -& through .
    Life is just like tieing your shoes .

  6. dreamlivelove82 dreamlivelove82
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    When you're so excited to get a notification
    but then realize it's from you following yourself.

  7. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    What Do You White Markers & My Boyfriend Have In Common?
    it doesn't exist

  8. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    when you lose somthing you can't replace.
    w h e n y o u l o v e s o m e o n e, b u t i t g o e s t o w a s t e.

  9. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    When
    y o u
    Just
    d o n' t
    Give
    A
    s h i t

  10. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo,he/she/we wumbo, wumboing, WUMBOLOGY, the study of wumbo. Its first grade, Spongebob.
    Spongebob: Oh, I'm sorry I doubted you, Patrick

  11. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    Let your past
    make you better,
    not bitter.

  12. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    T h e r e I s N o t h i n g W r o n g W i t h B e i n g
    W h o.
    Y o u.
    A r e.

  13. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 11:23am UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 12:03am UTC
    I just had a full on conversation with myself about
    WHATEVER THE HELL I WAS THINKING
    and started crying...
    because I made myself feel bad.
    thats what I call
    f o r e v e r a l o n e

  15. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:05am UTC
    no one said it would be easy
    b u t
    no one said it would be this
    damn hard

  16. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    its a
    love/hate
    r e l a t i o n s h i p
    they just don't know it yet [;

  17. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:30am UTC
    Being Sad.
    Sad because Its over.
    2011.
    All the memories. All the pain. All the love. All the happiness.
    Its all over.
    Time for new times.
    But... I'm not ready.

  18. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:46am UTC
    A S S H O L E

  19. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 4:24am UTC
    j e a l o u s y
    breaking frienships since .... forever.

  20. Carlota89 Carlota89
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 11:45am UTC
    ThatAwkwardMomentWhen
    you get no likes on your Witty quote so you delete it.

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