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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 3:48pm UTC

I typed in "what happens...." for each of these & I got...
Yahoo:what happens in vegas?
Ask:what happens in 2012?
Bing: what happens when you die?
And...
Google: what happens if you snort weed?
Google wins again ♥
all minee. noo jockingg.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 3:43pm UTC

and i just want to be
his girl so bad. ♥
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 1:27pm UTC

Quote #69!!
May I get 69 dirty minds to fave this?

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 8:10pm UTC

Lets play Truth Or Dare..
Or lets just play Dare.
Because no one tells
The truth anymore..
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 7:56pm UTC

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
you have that one friend;
who's mom acts like shes your age...
♥
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 7:45pm UTC

I wanna be
The name after "In a Relationship with"
The name he uses as a password for
facebook
The banner on his cell phone
The name with the <3 after the name in his contacts
The girl he always talks about
The girl he can't get out of his head,
& Lastly I wanna be his
girl♥
ALL MINEE, NOO JOC KINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 9:23pm UTC

If I had an accent;
I'd never shut up.
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 8:18pm UTC

ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.
Hey Google...
Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter....
Little cocky aren't we?

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May 4, 2011 8:43pm UTC

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 8:38pm UTC

they'll hate you if you're pretty. they'll hate you if you're not.
they'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got.
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 8:32pm UTC

Saying "What if.."
then asking a random question about a situation that would never happen.
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 8:20pm UTC

Sarcasm is
the body's
natural defense
against stupidity .
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG,

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May 3, 2011 8:13pm UTC

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 3, 2011 8:08pm UTC

Oh, that's hot.
Fav if you just read that sarcastically(:
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 3, 2011 7:49pm UTC

they all say..
he's just a boy.
but they don't know him,
like i do.
no, he's not just a boy.
he's the funniest, nicest,
sweetest guy in the world.
and that's why it's
so hard
to let go.
♥
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 3, 2011 7:21pm UTC

When your favorite song comes on
//and you get paranoid that your dads gonna change it.
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 3, 2011 7:11pm UTC

it's hard to make a conversation
when he's taking my breath away. ♥
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 8:20pm UTC

I JOCK. GO FIND ME.

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yepimajocker
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 8:15pm UTC

Does anyone else realize how many
terrorist attacks
are going to happen in the next next several days?
We just killed the terrorists leader...
we're kind of screwed.
ALL MINEE. NOO JOCKINGG.

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yepimajocker
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May 2, 2011 8:02pm UTC

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