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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 1:06pm EST
    if im ever to leave i'll say before i go, that you're the best moment i've ever known

  2. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 9:06am EST
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  3. theonewithin theonewithin
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    December 3, 2014 9:07am EST
    Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

  4. theonewithin theonewithin
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    December 3, 2014 9:11am EST
    If he only wants your breasts, legs and thighssend him to KFC

  5. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
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    November 24, 2014 4:56pm EST
    If two people are happy together, I don't understand why you can't just let them be happy

  6. sugar* sugar*
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    November 21, 2014 5:02pm EST
    this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
    he who fights monsters should beware, lest he become a monster himself...

  7. Safah * Safah *
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    November 19, 2012 12:18pm EST
    "I’d rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes then to be called a man and play with a girls heart.”
    -Niall Horan

  8. Safah * Safah *
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    September 14, 2014 5:51pm EDT
    🌸our plans for the future made us laugh and feel close, but those same plans somehow made anything more than temporary between us seem impossible🌸

  9. Safah * Safah *
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    October 18, 2014 12:30pm EDT
    I was in a bakery today and I asked for a cinnamon bun and the guy who was serving me said,
    "Sorry, we've run out of cinnamon buns, can I get you anything else?"
    So I walked right up to his face and said,
    "My hungry tummy dont want none unless you got buns hun"

  10. Safah * Safah *
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2014 2:21pm EDT
    the police are looking for someone described as "sexy and funny"
    ur ug|y as$ is safe but where can i hide???

  11. Safah * Safah *
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2014 2:26pm EDT
    Did you know?
    I play the keyboard in a band called "The Internet"

  12. Safah * Safah *
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    November 7, 2014 5:40pm EST
    I miss you.That's all I'm going to say because nothing else I say will make you want to come back.

  13. Safah * Safah *
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2014 5:43pm EST
    🍂I hate you for leaving me but I love you for the memories🍂

  14. Safah * Safah *
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    November 7, 2014 5:53pm EST
    I'll be your clown,behind the glass.Go 'head and laugh,'cause it's funny.I would too if I saw me.

  15. Safah * Safah *
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    November 8, 2014 1:35pm EST
    behind those smiling faces, you can never know what someone is going through.

  16. Safah * Safah *
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 1:41pm EST
    GGG.

  17. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 2:55pm EDT
    "I treated her as an
    option ; so she left
    me as her choice."

  18. LadyFranco384 LadyFranco384
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2014 8:25am EDT
    It's amazing how something as simple as a hug
    can change your attitude for the entire day.


  19. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  20. grlsmmy* grlsmmy*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 8:46pm EDT
    American Horror Story
    is on tonight at 10.
    Remembering this made my day
    completely better.

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