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  1. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:03am UTC
    You took too long to text back, so i fell asleep.
    -__-
    nmf

  2. seriouslystupendous seriouslystupendous
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:05am UTC
    I wish I could see myself from a guys perspective.

  3. swimmyshark swimmyshark
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:08am UTC
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  4. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:12am UTC
    You took so long to reply, I forgot what I asked you in the first place :P
    <3 If same thing happens with you too.
    nmf

  5. soccerplayer12325 soccerplayer12325
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:13am UTC
    Friend: Hey, how did you do on the math test?
    Me: I failed...):
    Friend: HAHAH you failed!! :)
    Me: so did your dad's condom!

  6. noodlespie6 noodlespie6
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:20am UTC
    Whats the Longest Word in the Alphabet?
    SMILES
    Theres a mile in between both
    s's.
    :D

  7. swimmyshark swimmyshark
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:34am UTC
    What is the one word in the English
    Language that has 3 double letters in
    a row?
    Bookkeeper
    Mind = Blown.
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  8. mikaylah44 mikaylah44
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:39am UTC
    Oh a spider. You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pers-OMG IT MOVED!!!

  9. its_me_lola_1020 its_me_lola_1020
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    October 13, 2011 10:42am UTC
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  11. faiithmarie faiithmarie
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:57am UTC
    Girls dressing cute for school, in their dresses & skirts, and I'm like..
    I love my sweats.

  12. CarolineEatsDinosaurs CarolineEatsDinosaurs
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:09am UTC
    THOSE AWKWARD FIRST 30 MINUTES OF A PARTY
    ♥♥♥

  13. IceCookie09 IceCookie09
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:10am UTC
    Dear Students.
    I Know when your texting.
    ----------------------------------------------------------
    -Sincerely, no one looks down at their crotch and smiles-

  14. IceCookie09 IceCookie09
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:13am UTC
    Dear 6
    Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking, I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    -Sincerely 7-

  15. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  16. kkayly822 kkayly822
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    *Click*
    -Nothing-
    *Click*
    -Nothing-
    *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click*
    "Yeah, how do you like me now?!?!"
    -Internet is not responding-
    "..."

  17. emsteffers emsteffers
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:32am UTC
    last night i
    wanted cookies
    so i made the batter
    but i was really hungry
    so i ate all the batter
    i told my friend
    exact words-
    is that a fat joke
    thats a cookie by the way!!


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  19. willywonkaloveschicken willywonkaloveschicken
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:38am UTC
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  20. willywonkaloveschicken willywonkaloveschicken
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:47am UTC
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