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  1. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    me and my dads awkward moments #1
    i was in one of his t-shirts and some shorts socks and sunglasses sliding around our hardwood floors with a broom dancing to old time rock and roll (like in the commercials) all alone (SUUUUUUPER FUN!!!) until my dad gets home and finds me air guuitaring(also really fun) and we just stand staring at each other til i back away slowly up the stairs..........

  2. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    March 18, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    i asked all of my teachers if it was wrong to throw children... they all said yes............except for mr math teacher
    me: its wrong to throw children right?
    math teacher:eh not necessarily
    me: 0_0
    math teacher: sometimes a kid just needs to be thrown
    Then i realized that he has three kids..............

  3. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    March 18, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    i hate thursdays they seem to just mock me because its not friday yet
    thursdays:oooooo so close >:}
    me: you are pure EVIL!!!!!!!!
    thursdays: muwahahahahahahaha

  4. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    March 18, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    no PDA!
    P. UBLIC
    D. ISPLAY OF
    A. /S/S

  5. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    March 9, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    me and my mom walking through walmart:
    me: yelling the bob the builder theme song at the top of my lungs
    me: mom do i embarris you?
    mom: of course not honey
    me: continues to yell
    mom: mutters oh god and literally runs away
    me: you LIAR!!!!

  6. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    February 17, 2013 3:29am UTC
    I love being weird even i dont know what ill do next.................and then here comes the GIANT FIST!!!!!!!!!!

  7. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    February 15, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    ME:*looks out school bus window* gasps OH MY GOD! its a horse!!!!
    MY BRAIN: thats a deer you dumba*ss!
    ME: why are you so mean????
    MY BRAIN: why are you so stupid.
    ME: UGH! i dont need you!
    MY BRAIN:good!!
    ME:good
    MY BRAIN:fine
    ME:FINE!!!!
    KID THAT SITS BEHIND ME: O_o Uhhhh.............are you alright?
    ME:mmmmaaaayyyybbbbeeeee
    true story

  8. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    February 3, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Little girl: I spy with my little eye something yellow
    Little boy: the sun?
    Little girl: nope
    Little boy: the line on the road?
    Little girl: nope
    Little boy: then what?
    Little girl: yo teeth!!!!
    Little boy: L
    Mom: you know what I spy?
    Little boy: what?
    Mom: ice for that BURN!!!!!!!

  9. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    February 3, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    me:*listening to the fray*
    mom:*walks into room*
    mom: hey i know this song its truck or maroon 6 or someone right?
    me:.......
    mom:......
    me: you mean is it train or maroon 5 and anyway this is the fray
    mom:who?
    me:.....
    mom: well diners ready! :) *leaves*
    me: *sighs in disappointment*

  10. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    February 3, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    me: whats the sound of one hand clapping?
    friend: *slaps me*
    me:*blink blink*
    friend:.......
    me: you sir..............are a GENIUS!!!!

  11. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    February 2, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Me: FRUIT SALAD!
    Whole class: YUMMY YUMMY!
    Me:......... (nods in approval) yall are alright : )

  12. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
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    January 11, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    elementary teacher: there are no stupid questions so dont be afraid to ask! : )
    Highschool teacher: that was the dumest question ive ever heard are you stupid? you know what.....no just get out -_-
    t('-'t) (be afraid be very afraid)

  13. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    I am a NINJA that doesnt know how to be quiet.

  14. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    That terrible moment when you listen to a song online and it rebuffs on your favorite part -_-

  15. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    Mental SIX
    Abuse CRAP
    To HOURS
    Humans OF
    OUR
    LIVES

:)

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