me and my dads awkward moments #1 i was in one of his t-shirts and some shorts socks and sunglasses sliding around our hardwood floors with a broom dancing to old time rock and roll (like in the commercials) all alone (SUUUUUUPER FUN!!!) until my dad gets home and finds me air guuitaring(also really fun) and we just stand staring at each other til i back away slowly up the stairs..........
i asked all of my teachers if it was wrong to throw children... they all said yes............except for mr math teacher me: its wrong to throw children right? math teacher:eh not necessarily me: 0_0 math teacher: sometimes a kid just needs to be thrown Then i realized that he has three kids..............
me and my mom walking through walmart: me: yelling the bob the builder theme song at the top of my lungs me: mom do i embarris you? mom: of course not honey me: continues to yell mom: mutters oh god and literally runs away me: you LIAR!!!!
ME:*looks out school bus window* gasps OH MY GOD! its a horse!!!! MY BRAIN: thats a deer you dumba*ss! ME: why are you so mean???? MY BRAIN: why are you so stupid. ME: UGH! i dont need you! MY BRAIN:good!! ME:good MY BRAIN:fine ME:FINE!!!! KID THAT SITS BEHIND ME: O_o Uhhhh.............are you alright? ME:mmmmaaaayyyybbbbeeeee true story
Little girl: I spy with my little eye something yellow Little boy: the sun? Little girl: nope Little boy: the line on the road? Little girl: nope Little boy: then what? Little girl: yo teeth!!!! Little boy: L Mom: you know what I spy? Little boy: what? Mom: ice for that BURN!!!!!!!
me:*listening to the fray* mom:*walks into room* mom: hey i know this song its truck or maroon 6 or someone right? me:....... mom:...... me: you mean is it train or maroon 5 and anyway this is the fray mom:who? me:..... mom: well diners ready! :) *leaves* me: *sighs in disappointment*
elementary teacher: there are no stupid questions so dont be afraid to ask! : ) Highschool teacher: that was the dumest question ive ever heard are you stupid? you know what.....no just get out -_- t('-'t) (be afraid be very afraid)