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  1. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    March 18, 2010 1:08pm EDT
    it.may.be.difficult
    but;
    .in the end it will be worth it<3

  2. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    February 12, 2010 6:06pm EST
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  3. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    January 24, 2010 10:24pm EST
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  4. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    December 24, 2009 2:35pm EST
    ..... && life goes on<3

  5. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    December 24, 2009 2:31pm EST
    I am learning that perfection isn't what matters,
    in fact it's the very thing that can destroy you if you let it.

  6. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 2:28pm EST
    life with you makes perfect sense<3
    make pretty<3

  7. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 2:26pm EST
    Lifedoesn'thurtuntilyou
    think about how much things have changed,
    who you've lost along the way, and
    how much of it was your fault.

  8. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    December 23, 2009 3:42pm EST
    The blonde test =]
    36/40
    We're so smart...you should of seen us try to type just that!
    1 [x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x] You have ran into a tree
    7 [] It is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [x] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [ x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [x ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [ x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
    28 [ x ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [x] You break a lot of things; just about everyday
    33 [ x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    34 [ x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    36 [ x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x ] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

  9. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 4:21pm EDT
    LOVE. HAPPINESS. Off ROADiNG <3

  10. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    October 12, 2009 4:17pm EDT
    no, we're not on drugs thank you.
    we are just crazy and reckless (:

  11. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 4:15pm EDT
    i never stopped loving you i just stopped showing it.
    --makee it pretty--h

  12. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    October 12, 2009 4:08pm EDT
    be with someone
    who knows
    what they have when they have you<3

  13. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    April 17, 2009 12:00am EDT
    Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head?
    Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...
    This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!
    1. hollyann
    2.jimmy
    3. josh
    4. kenny
    5. suz
    6.kait
    7.scottie
    8. kirsten
    9. sheryl
    10. nancy
    11. jim
    12.layla
    13. dave
    How did you meet 10?
    my boyfriends mommy
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    no
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    no not at all
    Are you good friends with 13?
    yess
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    ohhh yeahhh shes sexy
    Something about number 1?
    I love her!!! my best friend
    How did you meet 8?
    my daddy
    What's 7's favorite color?
    i forgetttttt
    What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you?
    she has lmao
    Fact about 9?
    shes my mother
    Would you ever live with 12?
    yeaaaa
    Is 2 single?
    noope hes mineee<3
    Where does 7 live?
    audobon
    What do you think about 2?
    i lovemy boyfriend
    Whats the worst and best thing about 5?
    Best: she is crazy and can always make me laugh
    Worst: nothing really
    Who is 11 going out with?
    noone
    What do you like about number 3?
    stonerrrrrrr

  14. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 4:07pm EDT
    when yu walk past her
    && yer eyes meet hers fer that brief second
    && the pain stings yer heart
    just remember yer the one who let her go </3
    all mineeee :]

  15. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2008 4:37pm EDT
    pssht ; : ohh damn .. yer cutee (:

  16. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    October 8, 2008 2:29pm EDT
    whoever said nothing is impossible..... ...... never tried slamming a revolving door [:

  17. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    October 8, 2008 2:28pm EDT
    when people dont laugh at our jokes, i dont think of it as a " you had to be there thing" but more like a " you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.

  18. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    October 8, 2008 2:24pm EDT
    a friend hugs you goodbye... a best friend rapes you in the hallwayyyy. :]

  19. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    October 8, 2008 2:23pm EDT
    && having the love of yer life break up and say " we can still be friends " is like yer dog dying &+yer mom saying yu can still keep it.

  20. xyerxdeadxgorgeousx xyerxdeadxgorgeousx happy birthday!
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    October 8, 2008 2:19pm EDT
    ...... behind every untrusting girl is the boy who taught her to be that way..

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