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  1. sufferinsilence_ sufferinsilence_
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    i'm the type of girl who
    could have tears streaming down my face, & still insist that everything is fine. ♡

  2. Anjchyka Anjchyka
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    It was real, wasn't it?
    >>> You and me.
    Such a long time ago, we were just a couple of kids.
    But we really loved each other,
    didn't we?
    ❤ The Notebook

  3. kenziemaddiSD kenziemaddiSD
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when there's an awkward moment so awkward that everyone knows its awkward and someone makes it even more awkward by saying, "well this is awkward."
    nmqnmf

  4. luviiee luviiee
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Choose the guy
    who will take you home to meet his parents, not his bedroom.

  5. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    Worst pains ever:
    1) stepping on a lego
    2) hitting your hip on the corner of something
    3)stubbing your toe
    4)cramps
    5)hitting your leg on your other leg while running full force
    6)when you feel your heart breaking
    7)getting soap in your eye

  6. keep_on_smiling keep_on_smiling
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    I
    Like a good neighbor,
    State Farm is there,
    with a top quote?

  7. carmar16 carmar16
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    I don't understand how
    Mario can smash blocks
    with his head
    but dies
    when he touches a turtle

  8. brown_eyes_ brown_eyes_
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    We're like fire & rain.
    you can drive me insane.
    but i can't stay mad at you for anything.
    nmf

  9. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    That moment when you spell
    a common word correctly but
    it just looks so wrong so you
    stare at it questioning its
    EXISTENCE.

  10. madiimuchhx8 madiimuchhx8
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    and theres a difference between...
    "okay"
    "okay?"
    "okay..."
    "okayy"
    and..
    "k."
    ;

  11. halz456 halz456
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    boys who;
    put their fingers through your belt loop and pull you closer.

    nmfq

  12. l0veistheanswer l0veistheanswer
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    3 Reasons to Stand Up;
    1) to get the remote 2) to go to the bathroom
    3) because you're the real slim shady.

  13. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    My Rule Is
    if you care about someone,
    never dump them
    despite the stupid things they do.
    because if you leave someone who
    means the world to you,
    you won't have anything left. ♥

  14. JustTheWayIAm JustTheWayIAm
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:59am UTC
    Me, behave?
    As a child i saw:
    Tarzan who ran around almost naked,
    Cinderella arrived home after midnight,
    Pinocchio told lies,
    Aladdin was a thief,
    Batman drove over 200 miles an hour,
    Snow White lived in a house with 7 men,
    Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos,
    Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance,
    and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
    The fault is not mine!
    Fave if you had this childhood & loved it!

  15. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:21pm UTC
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  16. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    In Reality,
    there's no such thing as
    a perfect relationship.
    All relationships have obstacles.
    I'd prefer a strong relationship,
    where even the largest obstacles
    barely even make a dent. ♥

  17. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:21pm UTC
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  18. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 1:16am UTC
    When he looks into your eyes
    and you never want him to look away
    because for that moment
    You're In Love.
    [♥][♥][♥]

  19. Disconnected Disconnected
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    Nothing of me is original;
    I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

  20. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    Life's short,
    and i'm italian.
    »»»i'd much rather drink wine and eat pasta,
    than be a size z e r o . ♥
    not my format.
    sophia bush ♥

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