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NiallHOranFacts_01
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August 4, 2012 3:15pm UTC

NiallHoranFact#90
Niall said he'd be the soppy one in the relationship because he loves to cuddle.

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Becca315
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July 21, 2012 2:11am UTC

Do you want to know what the best part of my day was yesturday?
I went into target, and this little boy sees me.
(I didn't and still don't know him.)
He runs over to me, gives me a huge hug,
Then tells me that I am the most "prettiest" girl he has ever seen.
#Best Moment of my life! :)

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ImNotWeirdUrNormal
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July 24, 2012 11:58am UTC

And my teachers always used to tell me,
"Never, ever start a sentence with 'And'"
Well HA, I just did.
:)

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ImNotWeirdUrNormal
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July 26, 2012 10:48am UTC

Let me riddle you a ditty, it's just an itty bitty, little thing on my mind.
About a boy and a girl, trying to take on the world one kiss at a time.
Now the funny thing about, ain't a story without it, but the story is mine.
And I wish you could say, that it ended just fine.
We all want to know, how it ends.
Oh, happily ever after, wouldn't you know, wouldn't you know.
Oh, skip to the ending, who'd like to know, I'd like to know.
Author of the moment, can you tell me, do I end up, do I end up happy?
-He Is We
Happily Ever After.

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ImNotWeirdUrNormal
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July 28, 2012 4:30pm UTC

You were the last person I expected to do something like that. Lucky for you- I don't give second chances.

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ImNotWeirdUrNormal
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August 1, 2012 9:41am UTC

Me:*Walks into my room and sees someone looking through my laptop, their back towards me, it seemed to be a girl.*
"Who's that?"
Mysterious stranger: *Speaks with a strange tone, but doesn't face me*
"Oh, it's just me, your sister."
Me: "Oh okay, carry on then sis..." *Walks out of the room.* *10 minutes later*,
"Wait! I don't even have a sister!"
*Runs back up to my room*
"Who are you and what are you doing with my laptop!"
Not So Mysterious Stranger Anymore: *Turns around*
"I noticed you were always on this website, "Witty Profiles" and you were logged in, so I decided to check it out."
It turned out to be my BROTHER, dressed in one of my halloween wigs, a pink T-shirt and a scarf tied around his neck. He's
Twenty-Three. -_-

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Melrose*
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August 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC

Guy: Whats it like to have boobs?
Me: what?
Guy: like do you ever just sit around and grab them?
Me: uh
Guy: if i had boobs id watch tv and just jiggle them back and forth
true story. omg.

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letsdanceinStyles
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August 1, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Plot twist: Niall says he likes Demi, to get close to Selena, to get close to Justin Bieber.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:43pm UTC

I like getting texts with long replies.
It makes me feel like someone actually wants to talk to me.
Format by twilightgirl995

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Hale_Storm18
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August 1, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh, that's nice.
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow, I hope we win.
Me watching the Olympics now: I'm gonna f#ck the entire swim team and no one can stop me.

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC

I Always Hear People Say
"When I was younger I stuck a ball up my shirt and pretended I was pregnant."
I'm the girl who stuck two up her shirt and pretended she had boobs.

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kelseyylovesyou
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:21am UTC

dear radio stations,
One Direction has more than two songs.
You don't need to just play One Thing &
What Makes You Beautiful.
Sincerely,
annoyed directioner.

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bibliophile*
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 10:54am UTC

Thats so Raven #1
Raven: I love this picture of me and my folks. We were so happy
Chelsea: Where's Cory?
Raven: He wasn't born yet. That's why we were so happy.

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k4sper
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Oh, I'm going to be murdered by a 5-year-old girl that died 50 years ago because I didn't repost your quote?
And I'm going to hell because I didn't share your Facebook picture?
Seems legit.

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