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xxxthisismexxx

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Member Since: 12 Jun 2011 12:49pm

Last Seen: 26 May 2012 02:02pm

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  1. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    I've been blinded by you hotness I'm going to need your name AND phone number for insurance reasons
    ;)

  2. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
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    August 16, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    I'll stop loving you when the doctors start recommending McDonalds
    ♥♥♥ I LOVE YOU

  3. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:27pm UTC
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  4. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:16pm UTC
    You Don't Know Your Beautiful
    ONE DIRECTION

  5. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    **teenage boy gets home late and finds his mom waiting for him**MOM: where were you?BOY: with friends.MOM: dont lie!BOY: Fine i was at a stripper club.MOM: OHH MYY GOD did you see anything you weren't supposed to see??? BOY:Yeah, i saw dad.MOM: WHAT???...wait i never saw him there. BOY: UHHH ???... 0_o

  6. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    In NurseryIf you had the 72 pack of crayons with the sharpener you ran the motherf**king school !!!

  7. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
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    August 16, 2011 7:49am UTC
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  8. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 7:43am UTC
    Your on a horse galloping away at speed.On your right is a sharp drop off,On your left is an elephant,Directly infront of you is a kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it,Behind you is a lion chashing you.What must you do in this highly DANGEROUS situation ?????GET THE F**K OFF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND and ACT YOUR F**KING AGE !!!!

  9. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:49am UTC
    A man was doing a crossword, he got stuck so he says to his friend "a four letter word for woman ending in UNT",His friend replies "AUNT".The man says "very good....ehh got any Tippex?"

  10. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:26am UTC
    **UP**Mr Fredricksen: I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us, what a joke.Dugg: Hey i know a joke, a squirrel walks up to a tree and says "i forgot to store acorns for winter and now i am dead", it is funny because the squirrel gets dead...LOL <3

  11. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:12am UTC
    * friend singing a song*...ME: hey who sang that song?FRIEND: *says artist of song*ME: ohhh riigghhtt, lets keep it that way... XXX

  12. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:56am UTC
    I knew you were a player, but baby i bet you didn't know that i'm the coach ;)

  13. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:50am UTC
    The Awkward Moment Whenyour getting yelled at, and you try your hardest not to burst out laughing...:s

  14. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    He may be sweet and gorgeous but remember he's a guy...</3

  15. xxxthisismexxx xxxthisismexxx
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    NO MAN
    IS WORTH YOUR TEARS
    ...
    THE ONE THAT IS WON'T MAKE YOU CRY <3

:)

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