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MeeAndYoou
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May 19, 2012 5:19pm UTC
I still call it duck tape

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xNeonx
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May 19, 2012 9:56pm UTC
Disney Channel Really
Changed.
So Sad,

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udontknowme12
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May 20, 2012 8:11am UTC
What is with all so
called "directioners"
being jerks to niall
when meeting 1D?
You guys aren't directioners if you only love certain members
of the band. It must take alot of nerve to say that stuff to his
face. You think your being funny & speaking the truth but you
know what your actually doing? Your putting a bad impresson
on actuall directioners and worst of all, ONE DIRECTION! If
you hate niall you don't have to ruin his self esteem just
because of YOUR opinions. So just shut up and be nice because
that's the best you can be.
If i ever met niall, i would sing what makes you
beautifull to him. You directionators don't even
deserve meeting such a talented guy...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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misshyfr
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May 19, 2012 11:10am UTC
Don`t you hate it when
Your texting in class, and
someone screams
"Is that a phone!?"
♥

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
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May 19, 2012 10:31pm UTC
Compliments make me feel uncomfortable.
Why?
Because I feel like I'm being lied to.
nmf

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MyGoldenBarbie
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May 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC
So today I posted a picture of me on Facebook with no makeup on and "she" commented "Eww were you dropped as a baby?" and "he" commented "Yes, in a bucket of beautiful."
♥

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yupperzitsjenna
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May 19, 2012 3:33pm UTC
Here's to the code names
we,ade up for the guys we liked
so that no one knew
who the hell we were talking about.
nmf/nmq

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FireBurns21
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May 19, 2012 7:32pm UTC
Teenager Post #003
that awkward moment when someone deletes their comment off a status and it looks like you were talking to yourself.
series?

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taalkxgabbby
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May 19, 2012 4:27pm UTC
Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
You: It’s because you’re here.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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May 20, 2012 8:22am UTC
"The day in which Niall shares his food with a girl,
We'll know she's right for him."
-Louis Tomlinson
-OneDirectionQuotes

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mayday
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May 19, 2012 10:03pm UTC
click to see this quote

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LexieDear
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May 19, 2012 4:55pm UTC
I've met One Direction 4 times.
Multiply by 5. Add 10. Divide by 15. Minus 2.
Be jealous.

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katie08642
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May 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC
I hate when
I read in my head and sound like a pro. But, when I read out loud I sound like an idiot.
format by sandrasaurus

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RandomSmileyFace
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May 19, 2012 1:44pm UTC
I found out iCarly is ending by the end of the year.
NONONONONONONONONONONO. NO.
Now my childhood is really going to be gone.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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Kate*
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May 19, 2012 6:04pm UTC
New wittier: What's One Direction?
Directioners: She must be sacrificed.

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xowonderstruckxo
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May 19, 2012 12:24pm UTC
Those nights
where you break down and
just think to yourself;
I can't do this anymore

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gb427
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May 19, 2012 10:35pm UTC
Brocoli: I look like a tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Guys.. C'mon change the topic..

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
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May 19, 2012 2:12pm UTC
The best time to wear
a striped sweater:
All the time

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