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  1. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehjau7h2tC0
    Please watch. He is amazing. Please favorite

  2. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day:(
    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two
    people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
    brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
    her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
    wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
    would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your
    life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow
    will be the best day of your life..
    However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have
    bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  3. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day:(
    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two
    people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
    brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
    her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
    wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
    would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your
    life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow
    will be the best day of your life..
    However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have
    bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  4. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 10:55am UTC
    ALRIGHT
    my boyfriend gets home from florida in a few days, on the 27th. he was gone for two weeks, when he gets back i want to do something special with him.
    any ideas?

  5. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 3:09pm UTC
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  6. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    we fit together so well...it's like the pieces of a puzzle, the way your hand fits the curve of my hip and the way my head rests on your shoulder, the way our hands just melt into one, and the way i feel complete when im with you... like the picture's finally completed and i'll never have to wonder what i'm missing.

  7. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    HE HAD A FETISH
    to make me feel like i was worth absolutely nothing.

  8. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed.
    fmylife.com

  9. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 5:29pm UTC
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  10. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    i just broke up with my boyfriend
    i need someone to talk too. :'(

  11. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 7:25am UTC
    I'll never lose grip
    I'll never let us slip
    the moments are unbreakable
    don't make this time mistakeable
    our bond is so strong
    been together for so long
    prove to me you love me
    Show me what we'll turn out to be.
    mine.dontjock

  12. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. I just did

  13. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 7:43am UTC
    we found love
    in a hopeless place

  14. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 7:02am UTC
    a girl was beat by her father. if youdont repost she will show up at your bed at 2:12
    & i know, this is stupidd ^ but i just wanna be suree. sorry guys. i didnt do this, i read it..

  15. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    SOMEBODY
    please
    be my witty
    sister

  16. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment when a fat kid says “that’s how I roll”.

  17. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off

  18. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana

  19. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you go to grab somebody sexy and tell them ‘hey’, but your hand hits the mirror.

  20. xxwarrensydneyxx xxwarrensydneyxx
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    October 23, 2011 1:06pm UTC
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