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1. glitterintheairxoxo
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 11:52am UTC
   It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong”
   when nothings right.
   ♥
   ,
   
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2. Mollyyy
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   October 26, 2011 9:19pm UTC
   &I wish that
   he loved me back.
   jk, i just want to eat
   without getting fat.
   
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3. tails99177
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 6:25pm UTC
   "I'm a wizard!"
   "Prove it."
   Sorry, no magic
   outside of
   Hogwarts.
   
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4. nevernormal
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   October 26, 2011 10:01pm UTC
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5. mnmlover9
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 7:37pm UTC
   4 stages of Santa:
   You believe in santa
   you dont believe in santa
   you are santa
   you look like santa.
   
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6. fallonxoxo13
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 9:19pm UTC
   DEAR MATH,
   grow up and solve your own problems!
   
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7. serdelimeat
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 10:27pm UTC
   No one ever pays me in gum :(
   NMF
   
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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9. ILoveStarWars
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 6:03pm UTC
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   That awkward moment when:
   You're singing happy birthday but you don't know the name of the person so you just mumble the name part.
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10. smileforlove
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    October 27, 2011 6:37pm UTC
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11. EmilyForeverxo
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span.
    I am immortal ♥
    
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12. Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    I will do anything
    to lose weight... except for diet and exercise.
    
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13. pcelovekap
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    yelling something inappropriate
    when someone's on the phone with their parent.
    
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14. lauren_xo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    There is
    1 universe,
    7 seas,
    9 planets,
    204 countries,
    809 islands
    & I'm stuck in a class with you.
    
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15. 
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16. HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:21am UTC
    I don't care what gender you are,
    I am going to call you "dude".
    
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17. EmilyForeverxo
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Apple and Blackberry should team up
    and make a phone called
    The Pie ♥
    
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18. Kookiex11
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Asian Parents: *report card comes home*
    You get C?!You no C-sian, You no B-sian.You A-sian!
    
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19. 
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20. LiveLoveSmilexo
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    October 26, 2011 10:25pm UTC
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