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  1. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    HELP ME!
    How do i lose 20 lbs by summer. has to be something easy, little things every day something like that, its my goal please help!

  2. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
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    February 16, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    hold your mouse over this picture. ♥
     

  3. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Witty girls,
    I need your help
    Theres this girl and shes my neighboor shes really obsessed with me and i dont know what to do because shes been getting on my nerves for the past 7 years and ive told her i dont like her so many times but she wont listen. Then people call me two faced because i still hang out with her and tell people i dont like her

  4. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    And I Want To Be The Girl Who He......
    Picks up and throws in the pool
    LOL JK.
    Im to fat for that

  5. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
    he texted me last night
    and i was texting back slow and then so was he and of course i thought it was something else better then me
    but then after a while i was texting back really fast and he was too. he just broke up with his girlfriend a month ago
    <3

  6. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    WHOS GETTING HIT WITH THE HURRICANE RIGHT NOW?

  7. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    If your going to add a Famous Person on the internet and their name has Real in front of it
    (ex. RealEminem)
    .......
    Don't add them, It's probably not them

  8. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 2:22am UTC
    right now, im lying in bed, making up scenes that i want to happen on the first day of school. all the teachers will love me. he'll confess that he wants me back, my best friend will finally see her boyfriend and not cry....
    Too bad none of that is gonna happen

  9. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 12:50am UTC
    DON'T READ
    i have no face and if you do not repost this i will come visit you tonight

  10. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:46am UTC
    I hate when people think they're the sh*t
    because in reality....
    They're just a big pile of it

  11. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Does anyone know where i could find a GOLD shirt?

  12. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 9:23am UTC
    Who else loves on Phineas and Ferb
    When Norm wants to be a real boy
    I think its the cutest thing <3

  13. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    and i love how his name is winny the poo
    but everyone calls him poo or poo bear
    when his name is winny
    ...
    and hes just a poo bear...

  14. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    SOCCER.
    The sport where i get:
    cuts all over my knees
    come home with bruises everywhere
    covered in mud and sweat
    and it being the best game you have ever played and happy with whatever you did.
    You can get tramsformed from any girly person to a really hard player on the feild no one can stop you
    AS LONG AS YOUR PLAYING
    SOCCER

  15. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    Athletes lift weights
    Cheerleaders lift athletes

  16. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 8:54pm UTC
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  17. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    And I'm Just a Puzzle.
    Trying to find that last piece,
    the one that's missing,
    the one that fits,
    the one that...
    Completes Me

  18. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    When we text:
    its like i never know what to do or say next
    its like oh i shouldn't of said that
    he thinks im being weird
    oh god she doesn't care about me at all
    and when he takes a long time to reply...
    i don't know weather to think
    hes thinking about what to say next
    or
    he just doesn't care

  19. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
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    July 7, 2011 2:33pm UTC
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  20. xxlivexxlaughxxlove xxlivexxlaughxxlove happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL:
    i was sitting with him
    reading the yearbook
    and this guy comes up to us and yells
    "He's cheating on her with her"
    he told him to shut up and then he started blushing
    best moment ever <3

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