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  1. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Faving a quote,Checking the user,And unfaving the quote,
    Because you cannot stand the user.
    nmf
     

  2. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: honestly, have you EVER seen a pregnant asian
    Stranger: i havent which convinces me that they really are aliens
    You:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH no.
    You have disconnected.

  3. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When the teacher cracks a joke and nobody laughs.

  4. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    The sad moment
    When you return to your ordinary life
    after watching a really awesome movie.

  5. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:57am UTC
    1) Say "Dale!"
    2) Mumble 3 Spanish words
    3) List 4 cities
    Congradulations,
    You just made a Pitbull song.

  6. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Taking a well deserved break after writing the title to your assignment.

  7. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    It's a disaster
    when your country has an obesity epidemic
    and a skinny jeans fad.

  8. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    I don't know what's more annoying;
    Girls who act dumb,
    Or guys who think it's cute.

  9. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 5:48pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 10:02pm UTC
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
    Format by the_Anonym0usXD (don't remove the effing credit or i'll scratch your face with my sexy claws.
    I just liked this format. So I used it. It's a kitty.
    format by the_An0nym0usXD

  11. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    "You break it, you buy it."
    Hell no.
    I break it, I leave it there
    and awkwardly walk away...
     

  12. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    "Witty just isn't the same anymore. I miss the old Witty :("
    -Member Since May 19, 2012

  13. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Witty isn't a survey site.
    SO KEEP YOUR MOTHER F*CKING "FAVE-IFS" OFF.

  14. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    This format is already getting old.
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    Quote # 5365561 was added by Unknown Person to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    ^^I totally agree with the quote above me!

  15. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:50am UTC
    Dear Human,You get mad at me when I wake you up,and you get mad at me when I don't.Sincerely, confused alarm clock.
     
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    Quote # 5365561 was added by Unknown Person to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    Stop trying to fave me.
     

  16. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Call me. Fck this 'maybe' sh/t.♥

  17. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Wearing white pants while you're on your period. CUZ' YOLO.

  18. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Thanks for the crash, Witty.I actually did something productive for once in my life!loljk I sat at the computer and hit refresh for a few hours.

  19. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:58pm UTC
                   ~what I do when Witty is down~
    me: no.
    me: no.
    me: NO.
    me: THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.
    me:
    me:
    me: *refresh*
    me: *refresh*
    me: *refresh*
    me: IT'S NOT WORKING.
    me: maybe if I go get some food and come back it will work again.
    me: *gets food*
    me: *refresh*
    me: *refresh*
    me: *refresh*
    me: IT'S STILL NOT WORKING.
    me: hey, now that Witty's down I can do my homework.
    me: loljk I'm not doing that.
    me: *refresh*
    me: IF WITTY DOESN'T COME BACK SOON I SWEAR I WILL DIE.
    me: *refresh*
    me: LOOSING OXYGEN FROM LACK OF WITTY.
    me: IT'S MY TIME TO GO.
    me: GOODBYE EVERYONE.
    me: *one last refresh*
    me:
    me:
    me: hey look Witty's back.

  20. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 10:03pm UTC
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    Saying, "That's attractive" really sarcastically when someone makes a weird face.
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

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