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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 2:57pm EDT
    Apparently my little seven year old cousin made a club
    at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who
    doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy sh.t hes going to be
    the next leader of the free world

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 2:11pm EDT
    fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:48pm EDT
    The shoulder:
    An extremely sexual organ that can't be shown in school becuase the boys might get distracted.

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm EDT
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 6:17pm EDT
    HARRY LITERALLY BROUGHT A SACK LUNCH TO THE VMAS AND SAT DOWN AND ATE ORANGES DURING THE SHOW CAN U IMAGINE HIM EARLIER THAT DAY “WELL , IT’S A LONG AWARDS SHOW , I MIGHT GET HUNGRY ” SO HE PACKED A LUNCH LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD WHAT THE HELL IS HARRY STYLES

  6. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:23pm EDT
    person: what's your type?
    Me: fictional

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 2:57pm EDT
    I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad

  8. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:25pm EDT
    fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die.
    (side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:18pm EDT
    today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
    Tumblr, i just love it

  10. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm EDT
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  12. idonotneedyou idonotneedyou
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:39pm EDT
    I Want
    To Be That Girl
    Who Turns Really
    Pretty
    Over Summer
    And
    All The Boys
    Are Like
    "Wow"
    When They See
    Me In School
    soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
    FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:39pm EST
    The worst sight
    in the world
    Is seeing your mom cry.

  14. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:50pm EDT
    They should invent
    a treadmill with a laptop built
    in and the internet wouldn't
    work unless you were actually
    walking and if you wanted to
    download something you had
    to run and the faster you run
    the faster it downloads.
    I'd buy it and lose so
    much weight.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm EDT
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  17. irishkell96 irishkell96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 4:50pm EST
    Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
    Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
    Something must have happened last Friday night.
    Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
    Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
    That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
    nmf/nmq

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 4:04pm EST
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That when a person appears
    in your dreams, its because
    that person wants to see you?
    -Time Magazine
    omg.
    THE NINJA TURTLES WANT
    TO SEE ME?!

  19. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:41pm EDT
    saying:"shut up no one likes you!"when someone corrects you. ♥

  20. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:35pm EDT
    So I was trying on my prom dress,
    & my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
    I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
    "I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
    you look way prettier then all of them right now"
    [♥]

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