Apparently my little seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy sh.t hes going to be the next leader of the free world
HARRY LITERALLY BROUGHT A SACK LUNCH TO THE VMAS AND SAT DOWN AND ATE ORANGES DURING THE SHOW CAN U IMAGINE HIM EARLIER THAT DAY “WELL , IT’S A LONG AWARDS SHOW , I MIGHT GET HUNGRY ” SO HE PACKED A LUNCH LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD WHAT THE HELL IS HARRY STYLES
fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die. (side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)
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August 27, 2013 3:18pm EDT
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class Tumblr, i just love it
today i was an amusmant park with my school, and i saw a hot guy. so i pulled out a sharpie, walked over to him, and said, "can i test my sharpie on you?" he shrugged so i took his arm, wrote my number on it, and walked away. i got a text a few minutes later saying, "i think it works."
They should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and the internet wouldn't work unless you were actually walking and if you wanted to download something you had to run and the faster you run the faster it downloads. I'd buy it and lose so much weight.
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more! *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room* Girl: Where is he? Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up! Wow, I guess he is the one that got away. Something must have happened last Friday night. Maybe he wanted some other California girl. Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it! That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas. nmf/nmq
So I was trying on my prom dress, & my 11 year old brother walked into my room. I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said: "I would say you look like a disney princess....but.... you look way prettier then all of them right now" [♥]