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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
October 29, 2009 9:12pm UTC

22 Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act
as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
TOTALLY NOT MINE! Just thought it was funny(:

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Holisterbabe4lifex3
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November 3, 2009 3:22pm UTC

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x0soccerloverx0
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November 2, 2009 4:26pm UTC

Weird State Laws #6
(Massachusetts) No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car

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livelaughlove23
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November 2, 2009 12:17pm UTC

Yesterday
A trick-or-treater rang my doorbell dressed as a pig with H1N1 written on his stomach. As I was about to give him candy, another boy dressed as a bottle of Purell tackled him, and proceeded to chase him away.
I feel Safer Already.
MLIA

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peace_love_hearts7
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November 2, 2009 5:38pm UTC

MLIA #4:
Today, I answered the door to find a high school girl dressed as Taylor Swift. Halfway through saying "trick or treat," a boy dressed as Kanye pushed her aside proclaiming how much more Beyonce deserved the candy. They both got extra candy.
MLIA

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kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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November 1, 2009 6:36pm UTC

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harpersxxislandxx
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October 31, 2009 8:50pm UTC

Today, my father called me to ask where I was. I quickly replied in Spanish class. He said "Sorry" and hung up. Today is Saturday, I've never taken Spanish, and he called me on the HOUSE phone.
MLIA. <3
mylifeisaverage.com

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oxedgiexo
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October 30, 2009 3:16pm UTC

Dont you hate it when... People thing they're too cool for trick or treating?
its like
DUDE,
FREE CANDY!

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skittlesxo88
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October 30, 2009 3:15pm UTC

Are you questioning
M y b a d- a s s n e s s ?

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lyricsforyou_
posted a quote
November 4, 2009 12:46pm UTC

to x the x world
you may be
one x person
but to one person
you might be
the x world
sum creditt.. probz on here already., oh well
favor? :)

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amy5xx
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August 7, 2009 11:02am UTC

To make a dotted border....
<div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
To make a hot pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a black backround...
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a solid border....
<div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
to make a dashed border....
<div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
to make a medium blue backround....
<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span></span></span></div>
to make a light pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a red backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: red; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a yellow backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: yellow; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a light blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: cyan; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a purple backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: purple; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
paste this in the source. peacee

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soccer_is_life
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August 8, 2009 1:32pm UTC

funny things my best guy friends say #1
trever: hey ladies. um, what are you doing...?
stella and i (staring at his crotch): what would you do if we talked to you like this ?
trever: i wouldn't blame you.
ahaha. series ?

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_suptorrrrx3
posted a quote
July 22, 2009 11:38pm UTC

we should get jerseys
W E x M A K E x A x G O O D x T E A M
but yours would look better than mine cause
`-->you're outta my league

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wittyquoter38
posted a quote
August 6, 2009 6:07pm UTC

( I know your type )
x BOY, x YOU'RE x DANGEROUS x
Yeah, you're that guy
I ' d b e s t u p i d t o t r u s t
BUT JUST ONE NIGHT COULDN'T BE SO WRONG
Youmakemewannalosecontrol

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XoQueen_of_KingsX3
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August 1, 2009 1:04pm UTC

Me: Your fly is open.
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Boyfriend : I'M ADVERTISING (:
**thingsmyboyfriendsays.com

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sabriinaaxkaulitz
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 9:13pm UTC

&if i had to choose ; ;
b e t w e e n ♥ l o v i n g y o u
And b r e a t h i n g ; ;
I would use my last breath
__t o s a y ;__
i l o v e y o u .
*♥*

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_forever
posted a quote
July 24, 2009 2:26pm UTC

Baby, Your Amazing(;
yes, you are. [( in every way )] your voice gives me chills, your smile takes my
breath away. your personality? t h a t ' s a m a z i n g t o o . maybe you
don't know how amazing you really are. i know you see that girls are after you,
and that's why i don't go all crazy over you like them; i wish we were like a movie.
and that you eventually found out the girl t h a t isn't all over you, really loves
you. i wish you understood. i wish you knew. ( i love you boy ) please open
those beautiful eyes of yours <3
for _WittyContests ((:

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dancerrrx3
posted a quote
July 24, 2009 8:09am UTC

Today,
i was at work and gave a customer $4.54
in change. Right after, i looked at my watch and saw that it was 4:54 pm. i felt as though something wonderful had happened.
MLIA :)

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