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xxconfetticupcakexx

1. xxconfetticupcakexx
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 10:59am UTC
   dear person i hate,
   can you please stand in front of my car? i want
   to test the brakes.
   Copyright (c) 2012 by Amanda Arigan. No stealing.
   
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2. xxconfetticupcakexx
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 10:57am UTC
   Happy 2013
   May the odds be ever in your favour.
   
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3. xxconfetticupcakexx
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 10:54am UTC
   New Years Eve 2012:
   TV: *the ball drops and confetti rains down on people in New York*
   Family: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
   Me: OMG I haven't been on Witty since last year.
   Me: I am a traitor.
   Me: I'm going to die alone with 50 cats in my parent's basement.
   Me: I was already going to die alone with 50 cats in my parent's
   basement but I was also going to have the comfort of fellow Wittians.
   Me: *In tears* Please Witty! FORGIVE ME FOR BEING A FILTHY
   TRAITOR! I DESERVE TO DIE ALONE WITH 50 CATS!
   Mom: What is this witty profiles you speak of?
   Me: *looks at mom and starts sobbing uncontrollably rocking in a corner*
   Dad: You had to ask didn't you?
   
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4. xxconfetticupcakexx
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 12:16am UTC
   OMG I haven't been on Witty since last year!! Be still my broken heart. </3
   Nmf/mq
   
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