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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 2:57pm UTC

So today,
I found out that
Kinder Chocolate Eggs
are illegal in America
but having
a gun
IS legal....
Ummmm can someone explain this craziness to me please?!

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 2:41pm UTC

So i'm sitting in Chemistry and the guy behind me was like "Hey Ashley".
So I turned around and he said "wanna tie?"
And I just look at him all confused and he opens his backpack and it is filled with nothing but ties.
So he says "White shirt with grey batman symbol - i got this".
Then he pulls out a long skinny grey tie and long story short I have a new tie.
UPDATE: I've passed 5 different people who yelled out "YOU'VE MET THE KID TOO?!"
There's a tie dealer in my school.
nmq

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 4:50pm UTC

Well you only need the light when it's burning low
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Only know you love her when you let her go
Only know you’ve been high when you’re feeling low
Only hate the road when you’re missing home
Only know you love her when you let her go
And you let her go

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Funny when you're dead how people start listening

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 3:13pm UTC

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Carrying a spoon in your pocket
just in case someone has cake
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cookiedoughformats

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:33am UTC

Two muffins were inside in an oven,
One muffin turned to the other muffin and says,
Wow it's hot in here and the other muffin said,
"AAAHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:14am UTC

This made my day yesterday
Yesterday, for valentines on a radio station called iRadio,
One of the presenters for the afternoon show decided to
call random people who didn't have a valentine.
All people had to do was text in the name, number and some details
about the person they wanted to get a valentines call.
And guess who got a valentines phone call ? <3

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:42am UTC

Why not?
I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
paragraph in my comment box on my
profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass
this on and see who the nicest guy
is on Witty.
See what guy can actually write a
paragraph
that will surprise you.
nmq (only do it if u wanna)

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 10:39am UTC

I think of you.
I just can't talk to you right now.
I miss you.
I just can't admit it right now.
I need you.
I just can't show you right now.
I love you.
I just can't tell you right now.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 10:20am UTC

Wears grandads clothes
Looks incredible

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Cinderella walked on broken glass,
Sleeping Beauty let a lifetime pass,
Belle fell in love with a hideous face,
Jasmine chose a poor man,
Ariel spent her life on land.
It's all about the smiles and tears;
Love is about facing your biggest fears.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 4:15pm UTC

World's best form of birth control:
Crocs

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 3:56pm UTC

Another valentines day,
Another year single.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 2:37pm UTC

This is about to become
The most overused format on Witty - ever.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:20am UTC

My mum knows about my depression.
It's killing me.
The looks she gives me.
The way she tries to involve me in everything.
It's killing me.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:12pm UTC

And hears to the ones that are
allergic to nuts and will never be able to enjoy
a jar of nutella

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 12:31pm UTC

So I have to teach my dad how to use the laptop.
Mother of God, someone help me.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 8:59am UTC

How to do really well in your exams:
1. Get off Witty

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 6:02am UTC

You know what I don't get?
How we all complain about kids these days.
I mean, one day, they will be complaining about other kids.
And people probably complained about us at some stage.
Everyone is saying that this is the last generation with "common sense".
But have you seen this world???
Everything is "swag" and "yolo" now.
So stop complaining. These kids are learning from US.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 11:43am UTC

I'm writing a play.
This is part of one of the dialogues...
John: Dave, get out of the fridge.
Dave: No.
John: Dave, get out.
Dave: No John.
John: Come on Dave. And what's with all the apple juice?
Dave: They are my bretheren.
John: Why are they all empty? You didn't drink them all did you?
Dave: This is my home John.
John: What?
Dave: I'm home.
Do you like it?

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