So today, I found out that Kinder Chocolate Eggs are illegal in America but having a gun IS legal.... Ummmm can someone explain this craziness to me please?!
So i'm sitting in Chemistry and the guy behind me was like "Hey Ashley". So I turned around and he said "wanna tie?" And I just look at him all confused and he opens his backpack and it is filled with nothing but ties. So he says "White shirt with grey batman symbol - i got this". Then he pulls out a long skinny grey tie and long story short I have a new tie. UPDATE: I've passed 5 different people who yelled out "YOU'VE MET THE KID TOO?!" There's a tie dealer in my school. nmq
Well you only need the light when it's burning low Only miss the sun when it starts to snow Only know you love her when you let her go Only know you’ve been high when you’re feeling low Only hate the road when you’re missing home Only know you love her when you let her go And you let her go
xxcandycakesxx posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:33am UTC
Two muffins were inside in an oven, One muffin turned to the other muffin and says, Wow it's hot in here and the other muffin said, "AAAHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
xxcandycakesxx posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:14am UTC
This made my day yesterday Yesterday, for valentines on a radio station called iRadio, One of the presenters for the afternoon show decided to call random people who didn't have a valentine. All people had to do was text in the name, number and some details about the person they wanted to get a valentines call. And guess who got a valentines phone call ? <3
xxcandycakesxx posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:42am UTC
Why not? I bet no guy has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box on my profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see who the nicest guy is on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will surprise you. nmq (only do it if u wanna)
xxcandycakesxx posted a quote
February 13, 2013 10:39am UTC
I think of you. I just can't talk to you right now. I miss you. I just can't admit it right now. I need you. I just can't show you right now. I love you. I just can't tell you right now.
xxcandycakesxx posted a quote
February 1, 2013 2:27pm UTC
Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a lifetime pass, Belle fell in love with a hideous face, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. It's all about the smiles and tears; Love is about facing your biggest fears.
xxcandycakesxx posted a quote
January 12, 2013 6:02am UTC
You know what I don't get? How we all complain about kids these days. I mean, one day, they will be complaining about other kids. And people probably complained about us at some stage. Everyone is saying that this is the last generation with "common sense". But have you seen this world??? Everything is "swag" and "yolo" now. So stop complaining. These kids are learning from US.
xxcandycakesxx posted a quote
January 11, 2013 11:43am UTC
I'm writing a play. This is part of one of the dialogues... John: Dave, get out of the fridge. Dave: No. John: Dave, get out. Dave: No John. John: Come on Dave. And what's with all the apple juice? Dave: They are my bretheren. John: Why are they all empty? You didn't drink them all did you? Dave: This is my home John. John: What? Dave: I'm home. Do you like it?