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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 3:15pm UTC

Can I get some directions?
*To where?*
To your heart...<333
*sorry if its already on here*

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
October 10, 2010 9:51pm UTC

No eating here tonight
WHOO
No eating here tonight
No no no eating here tonight
YOU ON A DIET!!!
Dory<333

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:08pm UTC

Today when I was in the bathroom at the mall, a little girl was crying to her mother. She cried,"But mommy i don't like the magic toilets!"(automatic flushing toilets) So to make her feel better I go over and say "It's ok, i don't either." She looked up at me and said, "God?"
MLIA.com <333

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
September 22, 2010 7:15pm UTC

That moment of stupidity
when you realize you put your pad on
backwards

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
September 20, 2010 3:26pm UTC

Massachusetts Girls
we're unforgettable,
cool tube socks with UGGS
on top,
pale white skin so
cold we freeze
your popcical!!!
OOOHHH
Massachusetts Girls
we're undeniable
fine fresh beers we got it unlocked
EAST COAST REPRESENT
!!!NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!
OOOHHH

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
September 14, 2010 10:09pm UTC

Today, my dog scared my cat
who then jumped off the couch into the air
once she was in the air she spread her
right paw torwards me and I did what any
cat lover would do...
GAVE HER A MID-AIR Hi-5!!!
MLIA <333

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
September 12, 2010 12:53pm UTC

Why Couldn't I Have Been Born With Wings?!?!?
~Spencer <333

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 4:24pm UTC

I'm not the only one
who uses a lot more conditioner
than shampoo
to make my hair softer

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 25, 2010 8:57pm UTC

Dont You Hate:
when you are wearing short shorts and you look down while you walk and see your thighs jiggle...i know i hate it.

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 4:50pm UTC

When I eat Oreos I can't just have 1, I have to have the Whole Box!!!

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 23, 2010 3:08pm UTC

Squidward: Wow Spongebob, I hate you a
little less now.
Spongebob: Squidward, that is a beautiful
thing to say!!!

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 9:04pm UTC

A NINJA swiped my homework...

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 20, 2010 1:23pm UTC

Don't You Hate:
when you have that
AWESOME
dream that you are flying,
then someone wake you up.
then you try to go back to sleep
to resume your dream
but can
NEVER
fall back to sleep...
happens to me al the time :(

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 19, 2010 11:22am UTC

And I Still
LOVE
The
Foam Soap
In
The
Woman's Restoom
fave if you do,too :)

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 11:27pm UTC

NERD, JOCK, PUNK, PREP,
let me see you 1,2, step
party hard, ROCK AND ROLL,
we're the class you can't control.
girls are cute, guys are fly,
all the years are passing by!!!
2015!!!!!

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 13, 2010 2:58am UTC

Oh thank God, you found my phone!!! Just hold on to it for a while.
Um...excuse me miss but having your phone on is bad for the plane.
Excuse me sir but are you a plane doctor? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!! SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
~She's out of my league

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 11, 2010 5:38pm UTC

HEYY!!! ZIP YOUR FACE UP!!!
~ Date Night <333

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 11, 2010 11:44am UTC

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 6, 2010 7:43pm UTC

Remember When :
We were in like first grade and at snack time we would all pull up the flaps on the side of the juice boxes to see if we won a prize by matching colors... Good times :)

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xxbeachgirl54xx
posted a quote
August 1, 2010 7:05pm UTC

Sean - "Big-foot is NOT reel!!!"
Gibby - "You Watch Your Mouth!!! Or I will
watch it for you."

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