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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:44pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    In awkward situations,
    we all pretend to text.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 12:03pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    Go home, winter.
    You're drunk.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:27pm EDT
    stop complaining about being single.
    we have bigger problems here. like why mcdonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 1030am.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 12:13pm EDT
    showing
    your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it” no i was supposed to be the hero
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    March 20, 2013 2:15pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    I got called lazy yesterday.
    I almost replied.

  6. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:40am EDT
    "You speak another language? Teach me all the swear words!"

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:41pm EDT
    the boy that played zoey 101's little brother?
    dustin? yeah, he's now 19 years old. now, who else feels old?

  8. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 4:34pm EDT
    Me walking into Target.
    Me: Okay now i'm only going to get one thing-
    Target Bulls-eye: LOOK INTO MY EYE
    Me: YES. YES I DO NEED CURTAINS.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    April 1, 2013 1:07pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    "HAHAHAHAHA you failed!"
    "Yeah, so did your dad's condom."

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 3:35pm EDT
    have u ever
    accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:29pm EDT
    Welcome to SPRINGTER 2013
    Winter + Spring = Springter

  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 8:51pm EDT
    Normal people with their crush
    Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
    Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 11:39am EDT
    i want to
    be famous but not for the fame or the money i just want my own makeup team so i can look hot in my 40s
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 12:51pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    That awkward moment
    when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent."

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 9:44pm EDT
    if you can't handle me at my worst then
    i completely understand because i can't either lol

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:53pm EDT
    Everyone thinks I'm stupid.
    so you know what? I'm moving to africa
    to live with the polar bears.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:01pm EDT
    one time
    in 8th grade math class, my jerk teacher who didn’t like my friend goes “she goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and she cut him off and said “i wanted the ashole personality, but you took the last one” he never bothered her again
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 12:48pm EDT
    parents when i'm in trouble: it's my house, i make the rules.
    parents when there's cleaning to be done: it's your house, too.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    March 29, 2013 2:14pm EDT
    A piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't
    serve your kind here." So, the string goes outside, twists himself around, and ruffles up one of his ends and then walks back into the bar. The bartender asks, "Aren't you the piece of string I just kicked out?" The string then replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

  20.  † * † *
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    March 16, 2013 3:43pm EDT
    Regular Moms': If my daughter gets a C or a D for school, she will get grounded for a month.
    My Mom: If my daughter ever gets a B, she will be kicked out of my house. No food, no clothes. Homeless. So she learn next time not to get a B in my house.

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