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  1. ericaa05 ericaa05
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I don't get it...
    M A R I O C A N B R E A K B R I C K S W I T H H I S H E A D ,
    but dies when he touches a turtle.

  2. 98kitty98 98kitty98
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    So my Algebra teacher likes cruel and unusual punishments.
    Today he made a student do the MC Hammer dance and sing " U Can't Touch This" because almost fell asleep in class.
    Cookiedoughformats

  3. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Quotes on Witty:
    'You're BEAUTIFUL! Don't ever change!!'
    Ads on Witty:
    ..Bare Minerals Make-up.
    ..yeah.. no.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. xoxo7777 xoxo7777
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Reasons I like Wednesdays:
    *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
    1.) Jenna Marbles posts new videos on Wednesdays
    2.) "On Wednesdays, we wear Pink"
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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  6. alybear8 alybear8
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    We all have that really smart friend
    We all have that really pretty friend
    We all have that really funny friend
    We all have that really random friend
    We all have that really sexual friend
    And
    We all have that friend who is crazy as f.uck
    And then you notice you are all of those mixed together

  7. oats oats
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    you dont
    like me? thats fine. We've got sh*t in common.
    I dont like me either.

  8. oats oats
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    I have an confession..... i have a bunch of weaknesses and i dont like to show them to my friends cause im scared im scared that one day they would use them agiasnt me or hey would make fun of im scared that they will think im week im scared of alot of things but i don't ;like showing people i am. i hate showing people my weak side i hate crying i hate being sad so i keep it inside and i let it sit there i havnt cried in months i wish i could crie but i lock them up and i lost the key but im scared that one day there gunna burst out in font of my friends and thell make fun of me. And i want to say sorry guyss (my firends) ive been so mean to you guys and i havnt showed you my real side of me and i havnt been the bestest friend and im sorry when you guess need me the most i laugh or smile or think it funny cause i can't handle people in pain so thats how i deal with things i wish i could be more helpful and take your guyses pain moe serouisly :(

  9. oats oats
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    I love meeting new people and making new friends because its just another person who i think is funny and awesome but the best part is that everyone that i meet loves to have fun and doesn't care what people think of them and that's why people grow on me in such a big way. <333
    So here's to the people that ive just met,will be meetiing, or already have because ever single one of you guess have that one trait that i will never forget because i wish i had it. Also you guyys have change my life no matter if i lost you or losing you or even gaining you you all have change something about me or my life <333:)

  10. oats oats
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    I hate when parents fight. i hate when my mom talks about the fight i with i hate it it makes me sad but the wost thing is how she always ask me if she should leave him i hate it so much. i mean my dad can be mean and a butt and yell at me for stupid stuff but i don't want that to happen no matter how much i hate him at times hes my dad and i want my parent together and i want to stay a family. i have so many friend that parents that are split or on the verge of spliting and i see how hard it is for my friends and i don't want to go through that im not ready nor will i ever be :(

  11. oats oats
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Sometime i wish i could die life is too hard. I hate so much, like crying,homework,friends,school,people,getting the sick feeling,being sick,ansitety everyday because you wish you could do that or cant wait for tomorrow cuase it wiill be different,complaing,hurting,being worried. Like why would you want to feel any of this i mean a first yeah cool were people we can walk,talk do alot of things but after awhile its like was it all worth it have a life to make mistakes and fix them like if god new we would makee mistakes why put us on the earth if you know how our life is gunna go. just makes me mad because if im gunna put in effort it better be for a good reasons because it would make no sense to be put here and did so much work for nothing

  12. hallucinating* hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    A real plot twist? Someone's life is perfect.

  13. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    She's gotten everything
    she's wanted,
    but not everything she needs

  14. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    I could swear
    THIS LOVE IS UNBREAKABLE. ||||
    nmf

  15. oldnavy96 oldnavy96
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    I want to be your first choice.
    TO DRIVE IN CIRCLES WITH YOU,
    GET PURPOSELY LOST,
    AND TALK THE WHOLE NIGHT.
    TO GO TO THE BEACH,
    AND SIT IN THE SAND,
    AS THE WAVES CRASH IN.
    I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES,
    MONOPOLY, AND PINGPONG.
    TO LAUGH THE LOUDEST,
    AND MAKE YOU LAUGH HARDER.
    I WANT TO BE THE ONE,
    AT THE END OF THE DAY,
    THAT YOU WANT TO BE WITH.

  16. loveisjusta_history_ loveisjusta_history_
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Ijust can't explain
    THIS SH/T AT ALL, NEVER BELIEED
    IN PEOPLE LIKE YOU ||||

  17. mjdncrgleek mjdncrgleek
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    When he opened his mouth
    I used to feel butterflies
    now I just feellike
    Hitting him with a shovel ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  18. lovebug_57 lovebug_57
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Nothing makes me feel better about myself than realizing:
    I was single on National Boyfriend Day.
    ..Forever Alone...

  19. Saint Jimmy†* Saint Jimmy†*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    I'm just another girl,
    Standing in front of another boy,
    asking him to love me.

  20. notsurewhoiam notsurewhoiam
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    I'm still in disbelief that he added me as a friend again. I keep going to his page just to check and make sure it's for real. I'm always so relieved that it is. This guy can't possibly know the effect he has on me.
    </3
    "You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel." - Anonymous

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