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IAmThatGuyOnWitty
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June 16, 2012 9:46pm UTC

I SEE EVERY GIRL AS BEAUTIFUL.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THIN OR HEAVY.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE BLONDE OR BLACK HAIR.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU GO NATURAL OR WEAR MAKEUP.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU WEAR TIGHT OR LOOSE CLOTHING.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE ACNE OR CLEAR SKIN.
I DON'T CARE. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TO ME.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:32pm UTC

I'm not a test.
You don't have to cheat on me.

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Summahgirl23
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June 16, 2012 4:05pm UTC

PaynePhone
I'm at Payne phone trying to Paul home
all of my Zayn I've spent on Lou.
Bear hazza times gone?
Harry it's all wrong, where are the all of the plans we Zayn for Lou.
If Harry ever after did exist,
Niall would still be holding Lou like this.
Most of these fan fictions are full of sh*t, one more Zux like fanfic I'll be sick.

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soulofthereaper
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June 16, 2012 2:04pm UTC

*In school*
During class: If I have 2 apples, and you have 5 apples, how many apples do we have all together?
On tests: If I have thirteen oranges and you have ten apples and a frying pan, calculate the angle of sunlight in Guatemala.

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potayto
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June 16, 2012 7:25pm UTC

me: okay brain, let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO CIRCUS

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CrazyAtHeart
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June 16, 2012 3:55pm UTC

You know that you're not a kid anymore when...
Your chicken nuggets are no longer in the shape of dinosaurs.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Me: Mom, I'm going out
Mom: ...With friends?
Me: No mom, with terrorist.

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pleasespeaktomyface
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June 16, 2012 8:36pm UTC

America: Woo! We created the world's largest turkey sandwich!
Africa: Oh, it's cool. We'll just die from starvation.

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__OneDirectionerForever__
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June 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC

9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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June 16, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Many things in this world are beautiful.
A child's laugh, the look on someone's face when they get exactly what they've been working so hard to get, the shakiness you get when you're nervous, watching someone overcome a long struggle, the sunset, the rainbow after a storm, the clouds before a long rain, the little rainbow that gas makes when it leaks out of someone's car, singing from the heart, that one song you can relate to at the best time, that one song you sing when you're in an amazing mood, your first kiss, holding hands with someone you're not yet dating, the look on someone's face when they are truly happy, the text that says "i love you" at the perfect moment, but I have to say, the most beautiful...
Is the girl reading this quote. ♥

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unitopia25
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Where did I go wrong
I lost a friend
somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up
with you all night
///Had I known how to save a life
❤ ❤ ❤

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Me: Can I have an apple and a blackberry for my birthday?
Mom: Really? That's all you want? That's not exprensive at all..
Me: *opens present*
Me: What is this?!
Mom: An apple and a blackberry.

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soccerxXxbabii
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 3:14pm UTC

The best kind of kiss is the
unexpected, unplanned one that come naturally, like in
the middle of a sentence.
♥
nmf

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mayday
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June 16, 2012 6:45pm UTC

pretty friend: omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
smart friend: omg i got an a on my exam
athletic friend:omg i just got asked to join the national team
me: today i meowed at my cat and she meowed back

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SARAHgirl5
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Love; has 4 letters; but so
does Hate.
Friends;has 7 letters; but
so doesEnemies.
Truth; has 5 letters; but
so does Lying...

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cheerchic9711
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June 16, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Strangers think I'm quiet,
my friends think I'm outgoing,
my best friends know I'm insane.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Niall: One day I want to have children. Zayn: That's not going to happen. You're never going to get pregnant.

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rubzarnone
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June 16, 2012 12:15pm UTC

im bored of hearing that im not a 1990's kid?
apparentley if your born from 1996-1999
your not a 90's kid?
i watched thats so raven?
i can still remember the rap from
fresh prince of bell air?
i remember sabrina the teenage witch?
so whos to say im not a 90s kid?
i still had the same childhood as all the other years?
had to be said.
we are 90's kids.

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Harry Potter: Honesty. Bravery. Loyalty.
Percy Jackson: Friendship. Strength. Determination.
Hunger Games: Courage. Survival. Love.
Twilight: The importance of sparkling.

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