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  1. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    ** Glass breaks ** Girl: Babe, I think someone is downstairs... Boy: Don't worry, I'll take care of this * Grabs Toilet Brush * Girl: What's with the toilet brush?What you going to do? Scrub them to death... Boy: Would you want to be touched with this? format by neversaynever16

  2. Jennifer2k12 Jennifer2k12
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you see a
    bunch of people from school hanging out
    at the mall and you're there with your mom.

  3. xxVolleyballChick25xx xxVolleyballChick25xx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    So you're a firefighter?
    "Oh, so you're a firefighter? I wanted to be one of those when I was a kid. What do you make?"
    "What do I make? I make holding your hand seem like the biggest thing in the world when I am cutting you out of your car. I can make 5 minutes feel like a lifetime when I go into a burning house to save your family. I make those annoying sirens sound like Angels singing when you need them. I make your children breathe after they have stopped. I can make you survive a heart attack. I make myself get up at 3am to go risk my life for people I have never met, and never ask for a thank you. I make a difference. What do you make?

  4. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:56pm UTC

    My mom is ...
    Breast Cancer free!

  5. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    The Virgin
    Chapter 10
    We walked around the mall a little more before we decided it was time to leave.
    I loaded my bags into my car and drove away.
    Olivia had decided to drive home with someone else.
    I drove home with the music blaring and my hair blowing in the wind.
    I walked into the house and quickly went upstairs before my mom could see me.
    "Belle," my mother called up the stairs to me, "We have dinner reservations in an hour.
    Get ready quickly please."
    "Okay." I yelled back.
    I went to get ready and I had just gotten out of the shower when Javin texted me.
    You free tonight? J.
    Dinner reservations w/ my family. B
    Come to a party with me. 9ish. J
    I'll try. B.
    I smiled and got dress into an outfit that I could wear to dinner and to the club.
    I put on a tight, short sleeved black dress with black tights.
    I put on my sexy, platform cheetah heels that put me at 5'2 in the height department and a few accesories.
    I did my hair and left my room just as my parents got downstairs.
    "Mom," I said quickly "I'm going out later."
    "Where are you going?" She said diplomatically.
    "Olivias house for a sleepover." I said quickly.
    "I'll go call her mom in the car."
    "Okay." I said nervously.
    I quickly texted Olivia and told her to lie for me.
    As we got into the car my mother had a long conversation with Olivia.
    "Belle." She turned to me. "If I see any pictures of you in sweat pants and drunk at a party I will have your head." She said quickly.
    "How'd you know?" I said awed.
    She nodded at me. "There are people everywhere. As part of this towns more prestige society I will never like to see you like that again.
    "Okay.... So why are we here for dinner?" I asked casually.
    "Your brother is coming home. I will be throwing a party and I will not be in for dinner for the next 2 weeks. I decided to make this one a nice one." She said unemotionally.
    I smiled. "Yay, really." I said loudly.
    "Keep your voice down." She corrected me.
    I moaned and put my head on the table.
    "Put your head back."
    "Mom. Stop correcting me dammit." I screamed at her.
    She looked at me her lips pursued. "You can leave now. Have fun at Olivias."
    "I didn't eat." I said loudly.
    "I don't care. Starve." She said to me.
    "Fine. Bye." I said as I left the resturant.
    I jumped into my car and drove to the McDonalds and ordered food.
    I checked my phone and realized I had a text from Javin.
    You coming? J.
    On my way. Let me eat. B
    Okay. Sounds Good babe. J
    I quickly finished my food and left to my car.
    I drove to Javin's house and got out.
    "Lets go." He said opening the door for me to his car.
    I jumped in and kissed him on the lips.
    "I missed you." He said while kissing me.
    I laughed and nodded. "I missed you too."
    He smiled and drove making casual conversation.
    We entered the house and went inside.
    Not recognizing anyone I turned to him, "Whose party is this?" I asked.
    "My friend. He's in college. Come on in." He said holding his hand out.
    "Okay....." I spoke unsure.
    Little did I know I was in for the most intersting night of my life. Outfit:http://www.polyvore.com/virgin/set?id=50412994 So, whose on break? Love my readers.

  6. SportsAreMyLife SportsAreMyLife
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you make your mom order your sub at SUBWAY because they ask way too many questions soo quickly!! Lol. Fave if you've done it**

  7. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 12:49am UTC
    I promised myself I would never do this but..
    from Austin's perspective :)

  8. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  9. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Chapter 2.
    “I call spinning first!” Zoe snatched the bottle from Jake’s hands.
    “Okay, spaz.” Jake teased.
    “Wait, what happens if I land on Noah?” Zoe asked Jaycie.
    “I suggest you spin again.” She said sternly, pulling Noah closer to her.
    “Whatever.” Zoe brushed it off, giving the bottle a hard spin.
    It landed on Ryan.
    “Get it girl.” I laughed, knowing she had the biggest crush on him since 4thgrade.
    “It’s just a kiss, let’s be a little mature.” She gave me a glare.
    “Said the girl who can’t even say 69 without laughing.”
    She giggled a little, then without hesitation, kissed Ryan.
    Not that Zoe was a sl///t or anything, but she had kind of given herself a reputation for making out with guys.
    “It’s your turn to spin, Ryan.” Noah pointed out.
    He gripped the bottle tightly, then spun it on the carpet.
    I watched it spin around and around, until finally, it stopped.
    To everyone’s surprise, it landed on me.
    This was my chance to see if Jake really did still have feelings for me.
    “Get it girl.” Zoe mocked me.
    I rolled my eyes, leaving a big smirk on her face.
    I then leaned over to kiss Ryan.
    I placed my hands on his shoulders, kissing him passionately, making sure Jake could see.
    When I pulled away, Jake’s face was red with what looked to be anger.
    I gave a pleased smile, and then sat back down.
    It was then Jaycie’s turn, who spun until it landed on Noah.
    I understood that they were a couple and all, but it kind of defeated the purpose of the game to spin until it landed on the person you wanted to kiss.
    “Your turn, Jake.” Ryan handed the bottle to him.
    He took the bottle and placed it on the floor, taking in a deep breath.
    Then, he gave it a gentle spin.
    I watched it spin around and around, secretly hoping it’d land on me.
    Not because I wanted to kiss him, but because I wanted to show him what he could never have again.
    As the bottle came to a stop, it landed on Zoe.
    She went over to him, nearly sat on his lap, and made out with him.
    I clenched my fists, how could she?
    She knew how much I used to like him.
    As I watched them kiss, with her hands around his neck and his hands around her waist, I felt feelings growing inside of me.
    It was anger, it was hatred, it was revenge, and as much as I hated to admit it,
    It was jealousy.
    Thank you all again for the feedback [: I'm sorry for the chapter delay, but i've been trying to find a more efficient way to notify all of you. So, I came up with text message notifications. (These will be a lot faster.) You do not HAVE to do this, but for those of you who do, you will get your notification's before the people I notify via witty. If you are interested in text notifications, text your username to this #-- 603-522-7302 (It's an ipod number) I just think this will be a lot faster. ALSSO, i am beginning the hint thing like my last story.(: If this chapter gets 750 faves, i'll give you guys a hint in the next chapter.[:
    Also, for those who have requested layouts on my layout site, I apologize. I have decided to stop doing Layout requests because they take too long, and there are too many..However, I have added another one direction layout like many of you have requested.:p Characters are up on my profile [:
    No more asking for notifications. Notifying over 430..
    [[[ Fave--Comment--Follow ]]]
    © Format Credit; The.Mascara.Series

  10. Marie1388 Marie1388
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Miley Cyrus is
    Does anybody else feel extrememly old?

  11. xxsmilesfadingxx xxsmilesfadingxx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
    -- Barbara Bush

  12. xxsmilesfadingxx xxsmilesfadingxx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    can heal my wounds,
    soften my heart,
    motivate my spirit, and
    take me to places
    I've never been before.

  13. xxsmilesfadingxx xxsmilesfadingxx
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    I'm so scared that I'll never
    Get put back together.

  14. xxsmilesfadingxx xxsmilesfadingxx
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    So walk a little slower
    and open up your eyes.
    Sometimes its so hard to see
    the good things pass you by.

  15. xxsmilesfadingxx xxsmilesfadingxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    Life can do terrible things.

  16. xxsmilesfadingxx xxsmilesfadingxx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Tomorrow will either be
    A good day. Or the worst day ever.

  17. xxsmilesfadingxx xxsmilesfadingxx
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    My life is just falling apart,
    & there is nothing I can
    do to fix it.

  18. xxsmilesfadingxx xxsmilesfadingxx
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    When they say you don't know what you have until it's gone, they mean it.
    So make sure to show the people you care about,
    that you don't want to loose them...
    because anything can happen.
    The could be here one day, gone the next..

  19. walkingtravesty walkingtravesty
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Ghost hunters: Can you communicate with us?
    *Door creaks*
    Ghost hunters: Oh so your name is William?

  20. xxVolleyballChick25xx xxVolleyballChick25xx
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    he told me he loved me..
    and meant it.


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