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  1. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Him: This is so weird.
    Me: What?
    Him: Us. This kind of thing only happens in movies.

  2. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    Him: You're too beautiful to cut your skin.
    Me: You're too beautiful for lung cancer.
    Him: I'll make a deal. This is my last pack, if that is your last cut.

  3. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Open your heart, open your mind
    To a new world. Spread out your wings and learn to fly.

  4. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    I grew up in malfunction.
    (not everyone has a perfect family)

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Heart touching storyOne day, a poor boy who was selling
    goods from door to door to pay his
    way through school, found he had
    only one thin dime left, and he was
    He decided he would ask for a meal
    at the next house. However, he lost
    his nerve when a lovely young
    woman opened the door. Instead of
    a meal he asked for a drink of
    She thought he looked hungry so
    brought him a large glass of milk He
    drank it slowly, and then asked,
    "How much do I owe you?" "You
    don't owe me anything," she replied
    "Mother has taught us never to
    accept payment for a kindness."
    He said... "Then I thank you from
    my heart."
    As Howard Kelly left that house, he
    not only felt; stronger physically, but
    his faith in God and man was strong
    also. He had been ready to give up
    and quit.
    Years later that young woman
    became critically ill. The local
    doctors were baffled. They finally
    sent her to the big city, where they
    called in specialists to study her rare
    disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called
    in for the consultation.
    When he heard the name of the
    town she came from, a strange light
    filled his eyes. Immediately he rose
    and went down the hall of the
    hospital to her room. Dressed in his
    doctor's gown he went in to see
    He recognized her at once. He went
    back to the consultation room
    determined to do his best to save
    her life. From that day he gave
    special attention to the case.
    After a long struggle, the battle was
    won. Dr. Kelly requested the
    business office to pass the final bill
    to him for approval.
    He looked at it, then wrote
    something on the edge and the bill
    was sent to her room. She feared to
    open it, for she was sure it would
    take the rest of her life to pay for
    it all. Finally, she looked, and
    something caught her attention on
    the side as she read these words......
    " Paid in full with one glass of milk."
    (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
    Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her
    happy heart prayed: "Thank You,
    GOD, that Your love has spread
    abroad through human hearts and

  6. collapse* collapse*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    that I wouldn't cry over you anymore...
    but i found this song >>>
    and it perfectly describes how i feel about you....
    so I'll download it
    and play it late tonight [x][x][x]
    as I break my own promise...

  7. collapse* collapse*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 11:11am UTC
    You bought a star in the sky tonight because your life is dark
    and it needs some light;
    you named it after me but I'm not yours to keep
    because you'll never see that the stars are free.
    Oh we don't own our heavens now
    we only own our hell.
    Bunnylover43 Format {Please leave Credit}

  8. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 8:05am UTC
    Never,i repeat NEVER
    make eye contact
    while eating a banana.

  9. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 6:40am UTC
    98% of the boys are good looking.
    The other 2% goes to my school.

  10. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 8:47am UTC

  11. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 12:48am UTC
    I don't get this
    and I know why
    you see,
    sometimes things are
    just beyond control

  12. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:47am UTC
    “if this should sound like you
    my friend, know that you're not alone;
    go forth and find other explorers
    of the vast unknown”

  13. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    i am the sun i am the moon

  14. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion,
    but an escape from emotion;
    it is not the expression of personality,
    but an escape from personality.
    But, of course, only those who
    have personality and emotions know
    what it means to want to escape from
    these things.
    (T. S. Eliot)

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    "He-He was so frustrating!
    A-And amazing at the same time!
    A-And who knew it started out
    like this from last year!
    B-But I developed a crush on him
    this year!
    Oh cra.p I was soo stupid
    not to notice the small signs!
    We used to chase each other all around
    the playground just because he poked me and
    I had to poke him back!
    H-He was so funny,
    even through the dirty jokes and
    the constant teasing!
    I was best friends with his younger
    brother, but he focused on ME?!
    A-And this year we hung out
    more and we got to know each other
    more...through drama class
    and the one free period I would
    always wait for on Wednesdays!
    We would hang out and share
    jokes and flirt.
    But then....
    you started to ignore me...
    and that hurt me...
    not much, but just to
    the part where my
    heart ached
    for your attention again...
    you barely spoke to me in drama
    class, but i didn't mind...
    I spoke to your best friend who
    made me laugh the same way
    you did...but I still wished it was
    you...on Wednesdays I would
    sit alone, still waiting for you to show
    up but you never did....
    Of course I was foolish to believe
    that a sophomore like you
    could ever like a freshman
    like me....
    Until the last day of school
    for the 9th graders, the freshmen.
    Instead of wearing our uniforms,
    the freshmen got to wera whatever
    they pleased....
    Most of the girls
    wore barely any clothes
    and caked their faces with make-up
    but I found you staring at me when i passed
    you in the hallway.
    I was wallking with your younger
    brother, and he noticed that you
    stared and told me about it.
    He was the only one to know that
    I liked you...
    He said that i had a chance
    with you but I refused
    to believe it.
    Until you stared at me at lunch!
    You chose to look at me in
    my torn jeans and light pink
    tank top instead
    of most of the girls who looked
    like ladies of the night.
    Your brother dared me to
    ask you for your number
    but your phone got confiscated
    and that was a bust for me.
    But you smiled anyway...
    and yesterday...
    yesterday at the field trip
    you ignored me yet again....
    but i flirted with another
    guy and i laughed again...
    then for lunch they took us to
    a nice restaraunt and as soon
    as we finished eating, the DJ
    sounded out music and everyone
    was on the dancefloor!
    I was dancing like a pro,
    and the popular guy
    tried to keep up with me
    I couldn't believe
    that he didn't know how to
    But I didn't see you...
    Until your bestfriend
    pull me to the center
    of the dancefloor
    where you two were at!
    A-And I saw you and
    you smiled at me
    and I-I smiled back
    and you started to dance
    and I danced with both you
    and your best friend until
    you grabbed my wrists and
    turned my attention to you
    and only you!
    A-And I wrapped my
    arms around your neck as we
    moved to the beat of the song!
    A-And You stared into
    my eyes and I stared into
    yours and I lost myself
    and you dove in as if to
    whisper in my ear
    but you lowered a
    bit and kissed
    the bottom part of my cheek.
    You pulled back and stared at me
    and I was trying to clear my head!
    Until I looked back at
    you and ushered to come close
    and you came just close enough
    and I stood on my tippy toes
    and kissed you lightly on the cheek,
    I was unsure..boy was i scared!
    Until you pursed your lips....
    and through the blaring music...
    I heard you say
    'I like you'
    and at that note
    my heart stopped
    for a moment
    until i smiled
    and pulled him to the
    it was magical...
    sorry if it was long...I HAD TO VENT THIS OUT!!!

  17. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC

  18. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    a little boy came up to me and asked...
    why do girls starve themselves?
    i told him, "because some girls feel that they aren't beutiful".
    you know what he said to me,
    arn't all girls beutiful?
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Remember all those names you called me? well, it hurt to hear them. When you called me fat i starved myself. When i was depressed i would cut. I have the scars to remind me of the pain you caused me. I was scared to wake up each morning and to go to school. I couln't take it anymore. I hope your happy of what you did to me, and how you made me feel. I'm in a safe place now, away from you.
    God says im going to make a great Angel
    Heres to all the people who have been bullied.

  20. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Me: I'm going to take a quick 15 min nap.
    Reality: *wakes up in 2025*


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