The difference between 6th grade and 8th grade: 6th- *guy takes girls seat* Girl: I'll sit on you! *boy moves* 8th- *guy takes girls seat* Girl: I'll sit on you! Boy: *pats leg* Go ahead!
You: He asked me out. :) Friend: AWWWWH THAT'S AWESOME! YOU'RE SO PERFECT TOGETHER! *some time later* You: He broke up with me... :( Friend: I knew it! I hated that jerk you never should have dated him!
Charlie: "You can eat the grass?" Willy Wonka: "Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Age 9: "Mommy, will you take me to_____?" Age 13: "Mom, can you drop me off at ____?" Age 15: "Yo mom, ____ is picking me up in a second." Age 17: "Mum, I'm leaving, see you when I get back... maybe."