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xxOneDirectioner4lifexx

1. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 10:15pm UTC
   My eyes are blue But not blue enough.
   I'm skinny but i'm not skinny enough.
   My hair is pretty but not pretty enough.
   I'm happy with my self but not happy enough.
   
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2. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   I failed my vocab test...
   It asked for the defintion of player and i wrote
   your name.
   
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3. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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   May 20, 2012 9:19pm UTC
   If happy ever after did exsist
   I would be holding you like this
   <3
   
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4. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   Google
   Hottest human being on the planet
   Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
   Harry Styles
   NMF
   credit to PaperLung
   
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5. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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   May 10, 2012 7:53pm UTC
   Roses are red violets are blue....Why can't you see that i hate you.
   
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6. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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   May 10, 2012 7:19pm UTC
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   I took MCAS test today, It asked me to write an Math problem and solve it my math problem was witty + One direction The answer was = MY LIFE<33
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7. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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   May 10, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   Don't walk behind me, I will not lead
   Don't walk infront of me, I will not follow
   Just walk beside me, and be my best friend<3333
   
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8. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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   May 10, 2012 6:09pm UTC
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   “Until I find the perfect girl, I have Louis.”
   -Harry Styless<33
   Format by the_An0nym0usXD
   
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9. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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   May 10, 2012 5:58pm UTC
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   HI OLIVIAAAA<3333;*
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10. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Y O L O
    You Only Live Once
    
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11. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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    May 8, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    You Remind me of a Penny....
    Two Faced and Worthless.
    
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12. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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    May 8, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    I'm Balling upstairs in my room.
    Mom- Hunny whats wrong
    Me- One direction
    Mom- Ohh hunny i know they are so ugly
    Me- NO MOM SHUT UP IM CRYING CUZ THERE SO BEAUTFIUL.!!!!!! (then i throw a pillow at her)
    Not.funny.Mom.
    
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13. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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    May 8, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Liam Payne, Harry, Niall, Louis, Zayne, one direction rules my lifeee<333;*
    
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14. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
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    May 8, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    The Greek theater:
    Where men can be Woman.
    Yupp...thats wat i learned today in school.
    
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15. xxOneDirectioner4lifexx
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Death Ends a life,
    Not a realationship<3
    12.21.11</3
    
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