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Hey!Im kelsey, i am 14 and i live in green bay.I love hanging out with my friends.I am random all the time but it's hilarious.
 

  1. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    I've screwed up % of my teenage life
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 1
    [] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 5
    [x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far:10
    [] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 12
    [ ] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 14
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far:15
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 21
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    I have screwed up 63% of my teenage life.
    -63%...holy crap omg
    nmq (reposted) nmf

  2. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
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    June 21, 2012 9:14pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    im so excited today is the day i graduate 8th grade! i got my nails and hair done professianaly and we have a dance after. its gonna be awesome!

  4. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?2. Your first initial?3. Your month of birth?4. Which color do you like more, black or white?5. Your favorite number?6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life).When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers:1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.Black - You are conservative and aggressive.Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.2. If you're initial is:A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.3. If you were born in:Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.4. If you chose:Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.6. If you chose:Flying: You like adventure.Driving: You are a laid back person.7.. If you chose:Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!

  5. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Hey im really bored so if you fave my quote i will read your bio and tell you what i like about you and rate your profile pic and tell you why i like it. :)

  6. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Super Mom
    Mom, you're a wonderful mother,So gentle, yet so strong.The many ways you show you careAlways make me feel I belong.
    You're patient when I'm foolish;You give guidance when I ask;It seems you can do most anything;You're the master of every task.
    You're a dependable source of comfort;You're my cushion when I fall.You help in times of trouble;You support me whenever I call.
    I love you more than you know;You have my total respect.If I had my choice of mothers,You'd be the one I'd select!

  7. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    30 DAY CHALLENGEday 1- 15 facts about youday 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest.day 3- your closest friends to youday 4- the thing you most fearday 5- the saddest moment in your lifeday 6- favorite sport(s)day 7- favorite song(s)day 8- your deepest secretday 9- first impression on the guy you like nowday 10- last time you criedday 11- thing closest to your heartday 12- when you hear this song you cryday 13- place wanna visit really badlyday 14- favorite bookday 15- favorite animalday 16- favorite showday 17- last time someone hurt youday 18- the story behind your lifeday 19- person who scares you the mostday 20- last major injuryday 21- favorite youtube videoday 22- phone typeday 23- biggest confectionday 24- last break upday 25- last heart breakday 26- the day you regret the mostday 27- first friendday 28- favorite drinkday 29- a letter to someone in your familyday 30- a letter to a friendDay 11. brown hair2. wear glasses3. love straightening my hair4. don't wear make up that much5. dont like socks6. hate anchovies7. dont like spongebob8. love my bff's9. have a phone10. love staying up late11. love listening to music12. like to swing13. like texting14. like fishing15. love camping

  8. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Okay Witty Girls... Let's play a game!!1.) Favorite [♥] this quote (So more people can see).2.) Copy this quote, add your username to the list below, and post it.3.) Then, look at the person above you and find their profile. Read their description of themselves, possibly follow them, then post a comment on their profile saying something nice about them.4.) The next person that adds their name below you should post a compliment on your profile.
    1. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp ♥2. JustinBieber2702 <33.live_love_softball22♥♥4. pandabear33 <3 <3 <35. katiedoll68686. Browneyelover 7.lexilu43228. xPoptartStealerx9. ☁Jcpeace☂10. BrieLynn11.Mclarizia98 ♥12. you_want_this_gurl ♥13. Lexi244214. almostxforever ∞15.kateedacutie16. kyraaalynnn0x17.xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx 18.19.20.

  9. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    I want to ask out my crush. I really really like him but i'm so nervous! In my head i'm thinking how should i do it? What should i say? Where should i do it? When should i do it? What if he is by his friends should i do it then? If you have any suggestions comment them. By the way we talk sometimes and he looks and me a lot.

  10. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    no joke, like this is seriously creepy how much it worked.. Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a tryFirst..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT!4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!6. Finally, make a wish.And now the key for the game.....1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.4. You care most about the person you put in 45. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about lifeNOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  11. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're togetherforever.-Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.-Kiss on the Lips; I like you.What the gesture means...-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plainlike you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.-Arms around theWaist; I like you too much to let go.~Laughing whileKissing; I am completely comfortable with you.Advice;Don't ask for akiss, take one.If you werethinking about someone while reading this,you're definitelyin Love.Requirements;Post this againafter reading!!Or you will have abad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right nowand can't get themout of your headthen Re-post thiswithin One Minute and Whoever you aremissing willsurprise you!

  12. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    I am 60% obsessed with my looks
    I own:[x] hair straightener[x] curling iron[] mousse[x] hairspray[] gel[x] other sprays[x] bobby pins[x] hair clips[x] hair ties[] round barrel brush[x] blow dryer[x] mirror[x] I have dyed my hair[] I have/had highlightsTOTAL: 10Eyes: I own[x] black eyeliner[x] other color eyeliner[x] eye shadow[x] mascara[] fake eyelashes[] eyelash curler[] eye shimmer[] contacts[] stunna shades[x] eye makeup removerTOTAL: 5Lips/Teeth: I own[x] clear lip gloss[x] red or pink lip gloss[x] lipstick[x] chap stick[] lip plumper[] electric toothbrush[] teeth whitener[] more than 15 lip glosses[x] toothpasteTOTAL: 5Complexion/Overall Face: I own[x] blush[x] moisturizer[x] face wash[] bronzer[x] makeup remover[] face wipes[] powder[x] cover up[] blotting papersTOTAL: 5Nails:[x]nail polish/varnish[x] filer[x] nail clipper[x] nail buffer[x] cuticle remover[] nail hardener[] nail brush[] fake nails[] nail scissorsTOTAL: 5OVERALL TOTAL: 30Nowmultiply your number by 2Then repost as I am 60% obsessed with my looks.

  13. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    OMG! So i met this guy named Abraham, he's so hot and sweet and has a great personality. We have been talking for three days non stop. I'm leaving tomorrow early in the morning for Mall of America so we can't talk. He asked me if i had texting, i'm like yes :). He asked me for my number, i gave it to him. He said he had to go to practice for basketball. Im so happy because he makes me feel special, i fell i can be real with him and he does too!

  14. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    -Girl:
    I love you.- Boy:Yeah I know everyone does!-Girl:Really?- Boy:Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.- Girl:Oh...but am I only your friend?- Boy:No...you're my girlfriend...why?- Girl:So when I say I love you I really do mean it.- Boy:Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that youlovemeanymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love youmoreeach and everyday.- Girl:......- Boy:So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?- Girl:Yeah...where?- Boy:I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?-Girl:
    Ok.- Boy:Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?- Girl:Ok. What time do you get off?- Boy:In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20mintues...-Girl:hey...I thought you didnt have work today...- Boy:One of my co-workers called in sick.- Girl:Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?- Boy:Yeah! and babe?- Girl:Yeah?- Boy:I love you.- Girl:I love you too!- Boy:Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.- Girl:Ok bye.- Boy:Bye. ****************************2 hours later...The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and ringsbell.- Girl:Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)- Boy:Wassup...you ready?- Girl:Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?- Boy:Ok.*They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating theyheadbackto the car but before she got into the car...- Boy:Wait! Can I blind fold you?- Girl:Why??!- Boy:Its a suprise.- Girl:What kind of suprise?- Boy:A big one. - Girl:Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.- Boy:I promise.- Girl:Ok blind fold me...*So they drove off...........and then they stoped.- Boy:Ok we're here!-Girl:Where?- Boy:Wait let me walk you to the place!- Girl:What place?- Boy:Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)- Girl:Baby!...*The boy walks her to the place.- Boy:Ok...let me take the blind fold off.- Girl:Where are we?*He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city andatthatsame spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... - Girl:Omg...(tears come down)- Boy:Why are you crying?- Girl:This is where you firstasked me out...- Boy:What are you doing therest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he saysthat...behind him...inthe air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)- Girl:(tears come down faster)- Boy:I wasnt at work when youcalled me...I was planning this whole thing!- Girl:Get up!- Boy:Yeah?- Girl:(kisses him)- Boy:Is that a yes or a no?- Girl:Yes.*Ifyou don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!BUT!*Ifyou do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as youwantit to!*Youhave 3 mintues to repost

  15. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    kisssing test:1. hold ur breatyh.2. like this quote.3. repost this.4. if u did this without breathing you are a good kisser.

  16. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    1.hold you breath2.click add a quote3.copy and past this quote4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kiss

  17. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    My Crush:say your crushes name 6 timesnow close your eyes and make a wish about themdecide whats more important love, or 10 million dollarsnow make another wish about love or the moneyrepost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush"and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush

  18. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    Everyone has 8names- 1. Real Name: Kelsey2. Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal): Orange Orangutang3. Gangster Name (first 3 letters of your first name & add izzle): Kelizzle4. Soap Opera Name (street you live on & middle name): Scott Marie5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your middle name): Palma6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Neon Orange Root Beer7. Your Witness Protection Name (your father's middle name): John8.Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets you have or had): Black Duke

  19. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:51pm UTC
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    HOW GUYS FLIRT:> He stares at you a lot> He hits you a lot(playfully)> He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you> He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk> You hung up on him. He called you back> You where invited by him to a group outing> He called you to talk about nothing at all. > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.> He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)Now make a wish.Ok stop!!Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  20. xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx xxLOVEYxxDOVEYxx
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    1) Hold your breath.2)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath)3) If you were holding your breath the whole time, Youare a good kisser

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