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I hope you like my story(:
I was working on part 2 when my computer completely wiped out the documents I had for the story. I nearly cried.
I'll get it up as soon as I can.


  1. xxKrazyAsianxx xxKrazyAsianxx
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    February 25, 2011 11:12pm UTC
    My sister and I were watching the video of Greyson Chance singing Paparazzi on youtube. Afterward my sister asked me
    "What's gonna happen after he hits puberty? LIke, when Justin Bieber gets through puberty, his voice is gonna drop...like his balls."
    I never laughed so hard in my life.
    Don't get me wrong. I love Justin Bieber, but this was wicked funny.

  2. xxKrazyAsianxx xxKrazyAsianxx
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    February 25, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Hey witty, I made a new account where I will be posting a rewrite of Preggo-My-Eggo. And I dont think I'm going to continue Letters To The Love - I dont really like it that much. Honest.
    So, If you see Preggo-My-Eggo being posted by SamiStories, it's still me. Mmmmkay,
    Well, bye witty!

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    February 16, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    Letter’s To The Loved
    Chapter Two - Part One: Letter to Kate
    I had been floating next to Kate for an hour just watching as she cried; it’d made me feel utterly helpless. I tried to hug her or pat her on the back but my hand just swept right through her as if I wasn’t there. I just continued to float there helplessly, like always.
    Luckily, the doorbell rang and Kate quickly wiped her tears and walked to the door. On the other side of the door stood a tall, dark, and hideous police man. And hideous doesn’t even begin to describe him. Sure he’s tall, and tan, but let’s just say he looked like a warty lizard on steroids.
    Kate cleared her throat, “Uh, how may I help you officer?”
    The big lizard man spoke in a raspy voice, “Chief told me to bring you this.” He pulled a light purple envelope from the folder he had under his arm. Kate’s eyes widened at the sight, and her eyes began to water. She slowly and shakily reached out for the envelope.
    “Th-thank you, officer. Have a nice day,” Kate said trying to be calm. The lizard man nodded and walked – or waddled – back to his squad car as Kate closed the door. We both stared at the purple envelope with her name scrawled across it messily. The tears poured out her eyes, and then she raced up the winding stairs of the houseto her room. And like I was glued to her side, my ghostly spirit raced after her.
    When I caught up to her in her bedroom, it was like a flash flood of memories. Kate’s green walls were plastered with photos of everything I was never included in. I was only in, like, one of them, and that was only when Kate and I went to Six Flags together. It was just two summers ago, back at the end of eighth grade. We just got off Scream, where we screamed very loudly, and we ran into Tweety Bird and Scooby-Doo. Being the fourteen year olds that we were, we just had to get a photo with them and we did. We had huge smiles on our faces and the sun was shining behind us. My brown hair was tasseled and my green eyes were shining. Kate’s black-brown hair was perfectly wavy and her brown eyes were staring intently at the camera. We may have been smiling, but I’m not sure her smile was real. But all in all, it was a fun day, and I miss that. But nothing will change the fact that my five best friends, never wanted to hang out with me. Kate, Ashley, Kylie, Lynn, and Lisa basically hated me. Or it seemed like it. But that’s not the point. The point is, Kate made it look like she wet her bed with the amount of tears she’s crying.
    I tried to sit next to her, but, of course, I just sunk through the bed. So I just floated in the middle of the room and looked at the photos on the wall. They were all of Kate, Lisa, Kylie, Ashley, and Lynn. The girls at a lake. The girls at a park. The girls in the mall. The girls laughing. The girls smiling. The girls with guys. And it kills when you know you weren’t a part of any of that. It did kill to know I wasn’t a part of that. I nearly jumped out of my ghostly glow when Kate yelled at the envelope in her hands. “Why Lorelai! Why? I know we were never the greatest friends, but you never seemed to wanna leave your house. We just didn’t bother…” The tears kept streaming down her face, and watching that without doing anything was hard. Even if they didn’t care much for me, I still cared about them. “Just tell me.” She repeatedly whined.
    “Oh my god! Just read the freaking letter already!” Why I shouted is beyond me. I’m a ghost for Christ’s sake; I can’t be heard…or seen. I’m an observer. But Kate seemed to obey as if she heard me. She opened the envelope seal and pulled out the crisp white paper. I looked over her shoulder and we began to read:
    **To Be Continued**
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  6. xxKrazyAsianxx xxKrazyAsianxx
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    February 10, 2011 12:55pm UTC
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  7. xxKrazyAsianxx xxKrazyAsianxx
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    February 8, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    okay, so I wrote Preggo-My-Eggo and if you read I hope you liked it. But instead of writing part two or book two or whatever. I wanted to write a new one, so I hope you like this, let me know cause I don't know if I'll continue it.
    Letter’s To The Loved
    I guess I never would have thought that one choice I made would affect the ones I love so greatly. One single choice was all it took to hurt my loved ones; to shatter their worlds and hearts. Okay, maybe it’s not that extreme, but I really did hurt them. I never should have done what I did. And I can’t take it back, no matter how much I want to – well, unless a time machine is invented sometime soon.
    Even though I considered them my best friends, I don’t think they ever felt the same way. Sure we had our laughs, talked at school, maybe even hung out a few times out of school. But I wouldn’t call that best friendship material. We shared secrets, sure, but nothing deeper than “who do you like?” or “what’s your secret obsession.” We didn’t know each other like best friends should. You’re probably thinking, “then why are they your best friends” the answers simple; I love them more than anything. And by the time my heart was set on what I wanted to do, I figured they’d be fine without me. I thought I didn’t mean much to them. But I was wrong. Oh boy was I wrong. Maybe I should start with something a little…simpler; a little less droning and a little more basic.
    I’m Lorelai Sweets, and I’m no longer alive.
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    January 1, 2011 10:48pm UTC
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  12. xxKrazyAsianxx xxKrazyAsianxx
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    December 29, 2010 11:45pm UTC
    Hey Witty Girls,
    I'm having a really hard time coming up with a boys name for my story, Preggo-My-Eggo.
    If you can help, that'd be great.
    Even if you dont read, or havent read, my story help you want.
    I really want a different name, but whatever you can give is fine. THANKS!
    - xxKrazyAsianxx AKA Sami (:

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    December 27, 2010 5:29pm UTC
    Chapter Fourteen - I Love You...? - Part 2
    I slumped against the door of my little home, replaying what just happened in the car in my mind. Where are Gracie and Tina? I really need someone to tell this to. As soon as humanly possible.
    I ran out of the little house and up to the main one. “Tina!! Tina!!” I screamed as I banged on the front door. “What!” She screamed back from her bed room window.
    “Let me in you useless girl!” I laughed loudly. Tina laughed back as she slammed her window shut and ran to the door. The big black door flung open and a hand reached out to pull me inside. I stumbled through the doorway and caught myself before I fell. “You could’ve at least let me inside nicely,” I murmured.
    Tina grinned, “But that, my dear friend, is no fun whatsoever.” I gave her a little shove, and ran up to her room as fast as I could- which really wasn’t fast at all. It was more like a retarded penguin.“Hey you brat, get back here!” She screamed as her feet hit against the stairs and down the hall. Surprisingly I beat her to her room, where I was sitting on the bed. She charged into the room and tripped over her book bag. Flailing her limbs, and falling to the ground oh-so gracefully.
    I started laughing hysterically. I inhaled, trying to stop laughing, but it just made me sound like a retarded seal. Tina was no longer on her face, but rolling around clutching her nose while laughing; she sounded like a damn hyena if you ask me. Finally, after like five minutes of tear-jerking laughter, we both could somewhat speak. “I –I need to tell you s –something.”
    “IIII’mmm liissteninngg,” Tina said in a nasally sing song voice.
    I looked over at her to find that she was still clutching her nose; I gave her a weird glance before I spoke. “Was that necessary?” She smirks at me and nods. “Anyway, even though Brayden…” I paused slightly, choosing my words carefully, “passed a little while ago, and even though you guys were…um…seeing each other, I loved him. But I think a new guy is taking up residence in my heart, as corny as that may sound. And that guy…did something tonight…that made me start thinking this…” I said each word slowly, processing everything in my head before I ever spoke them. Tina’s smile faltered for a split second. If you didn’t know her like I did, you’d never notice it. I hope I didn’t hurt her feelings with saying that thing about her and Brayden.
    “Go on!” She yelled with some mock happiness. I don’t necessarily think that it was because she wasn’t happy but more of the thought of her and Brayden doing what they did behind my back. I shook the hollow feeling and thought from my mind. Not trying to be selfish or mean about it. Just trying to let her know that I didn’t really care what happened between them; I smiled widely at her.
    “Well, you know Greyson, right?” Tina nodded eagerly waiting to hear what I was going to say. I flashed back to the car ride, living in the moment while I explained it to her.
    Walking down the hospital halls the only sound was the squeaking of our shoes on the hard, white floor. We stepped through the threshold of the automatic doors leading out into the warm spring air. His silver, dented Sedan was parked in the first row and spot. The little car was cute; compact. But not my style; way too small. We sat down in the car, and began our ride to my house. It was awkwardly silent between us, but it’s not like it mattered, I was lost in my thoughts. The hand on my mouth, my mom’s dead body, Bray’s dead body, David torturing me, the babies, everything. “What are you thinking about?” Greyson asked me. I contemplated telling him, but it’s not like it mattered. It’s not like he didn’t already know; I’ve told him before. We’ve discussed this. It was cruel…cruel fate, but it happened.
    I responded, “How I got pregnant.” I looked over at him, and that same emotion from before, flashed across his eyes.
    Recognition? Pity? Something else entirely?I don’t think I’ll ever find out.
    When I asked her what she was thinking about, I expected something like, “The babies.” Or maybe even, “Brayden.” But “How I got pregnant” wasn’t something I thought she’d say. Something I was hoping to never hear her say again. Not because it made me jealous but because I know how it happened. I knew it before she did. But I can never tell her that. And every time she has ever brought it up, I always, for a split second, let my emotions show. I shouldn’t because she’ll soon find out what I know, what I did…and then…then she’ll hate me. But I won’t blame her. It was a horrible twist of fate.
    She’ll find out soon enough; I just hope I can tell her I love her before it’s too late. I shook my head after my rapid thoughts raced through my mind and then spoke, “Thinking about that won’t help anything. Thinking about love will.”
    *~To Be Continued Again(:~*

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    December 27, 2010 5:07pm UTC
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  16. xxKrazyAsianxx xxKrazyAsianxx
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    November 17, 2010 7:59pm UTC
    Hey, Witty, If you were reading my story, Preggo-My-Eggo, sorry I haven't written in forever...I haven't had time and I just can't do it anymore. Sorry AGain.

  17. xxKrazyAsianxx xxKrazyAsianxx
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    October 19, 2010 4:57pm UTC
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  19. xxKrazyAsianxx xxKrazyAsianxx
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    October 18, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    I need help deciding on names for the twins. I'd really thankful it if you helped.
    I'm debating on these names.
    GIRL Names
    Victoria Paige
    Kylie Mackenzie
    Caiden Lee
    BOY Names
    Hayden James
    Lyle Brent
    Alex Kendall
    comment and let me know please!!!(:
    - xxKrazyAsianxx

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