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BittersweetMemories
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October 16, 2013 6:08pm UTC

it actually kinda sucks knowing
he puts me on a shelf until he
decides he wants me again..
but i wouldn't change a thing.

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Cookiemonster99

posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:25am UTC

Is being 'fat' the worst
thing a person can be?
Is being 'fat' is worse than
'vindictive,' 'jealous,'
'shallow,' 'vain,' 'boring,'
or 'Cruel?
not to me.
- J.K. Rowling

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soccertrack
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 8:48pm UTC

Bucket List #40
Create ice cream flavor. Call it "Get over Him."

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SalemSoto
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May 14, 2013 7:34pm UTC

ill want you forever,
forever & always ,Through the good & the bad and the ugly , we'll grow up together [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]
forever and always.

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SalemSoto
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May 14, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Don't bully people.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, KARMA HAS EVERYONE'S ADDRESS,
and a stamp.

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yourcool
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May 14, 2013 8:38pm UTC

HERE COMES THE FEELING YOU'D THOUGHT YOU'D FORGOTTEN.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 7:03pm UTC

If Prince William is 100% royal and Kate Middleton is 0% royal
would that make their son the half blood prince?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2228
When you try to sing
like Adele, but end up
sounding worse than
Rebecca Black.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2226
When you walk into
a party, all dressed up, and
everyone else is wearing
jeans and t-shirts.
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1mrsseguin9
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May 13, 2013 10:44pm UTC

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT BRUINS WIN?! MIRACLE ON ICE, WE ARE BOSTON STRONG

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:49am UTC

Take a chance.
YOU MIGHT NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.

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yourcool
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May 14, 2013 9:05pm UTC

you may think you hate twilight,
but no one will ever hate twilight as much as robert pattinson hates twilight

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Chris*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 3:29pm UTC

A look from him is like oxygen.
I don't know if I'd be able to keep breathing without him.
I hate it when he looks away, it feels like my heart stops beating.
He knows it, too. He knows no matter what he says I'll still love his words.
No matter where he goes, I'll follow him every single time.
He knows I love him. He knows how I feel.
Because I'm starting to think it's true. Do I love him?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Reasons to date me
-I can pick stuff up with my feet, sometimes
-I've never killed a man
-I once got 95% on Guitar Hero
-You can play with my hair
-I'm cheaper than a puppy

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spence*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Today a girl told
me how beautiful my smile was
and how I'm always smiling when she sees me.
My secret?
I cry myself to sleep at wishing I were dead.
A smile can hide a lot.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Me as a lawyer
Me: *prosecuting lawyer voice* I have only one question for the defendant, guiltypersonsayswhat?
Defendant: What?
Me: Owned. You're going to jail.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:57pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I gave a crap once.
it was horrible.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:55pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Criticizing pro athletes
as if you could do better.

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