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the1975*
posted a quote
June 10, 2014 12:10am UTC

I hope you fall in love withSomeone who always textsBack and never lets you fallAsleep thinking you'reUnwanted

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Hailea Katherine*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 2:48pm UTC

He flooded her thoughts every second of everday,
and she didn't know how to swim but that was okay.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 2:19pm UTC

James Bond:
—I'm Bond. James Bond.
me:
—I'm alone. Forever alone.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 5:23pm UTC

You're bad at grammar?
*pats you on the shoulder*
they're, their, there

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ImAwesome12345678
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 11:51am UTC

i hate teachers who give homework over break
like do u not understand what a break is
do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

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*blushes*
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 12:03pm UTC

who do you like?
4:11am
no one.
4:11am
OH, who do you like?
4:12am
no one!
4:12am
who do you like?
4:13am
how many times are you
going to ask that?
4:14am
as many times as it
takes for you to say
my name.
4:14am

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_Jannette
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 11:25am UTC

why is it that like 99.9% of girls look
thin and cute in over sized shirts
but I look like a beanbag
© Jannette's format

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

quick personality test:
say "hey now" in a group of people and see if they respond with "you're an allstar" or "this is what dreams are made of"

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 2:25pm UTC

"There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words, and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand — without you even speaking a word."

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

your first love
isn’t always the first person you kiss,
or the first person you date.
Your first love is the person you will always
compare everyone
The person that you will never truly get over,
even when you have convinced yourself
that you’ve moved on.

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misshyfr
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 12:33pm UTC

I know everytime he sees you, he remembers those memories.
His heart sinks right when you walk by
and so does yours.
You miss him, but you can't.
He tells you he cares,
but you just can't believe it
with what you've seen.
Just let go,
because make this pain your lesson.
Make him regret letting you go
and I bet you , he wishes
he had a girl like you still in his life.

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brigid
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Katniss rolls around in the dirt killing animals, doesn't shower everyday, and still has two men throwing themselves at her.
I quit.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 3:04pm UTC

My future husband could have a girlfriend right now.
I am so mad at him.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 10:42pm UTC

i actually like åsshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 2:13pm UTC

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 12:12pm UTC

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 2:43pm UTC

There's a little bit of devil
in her angel eyes.

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cujo*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 12:49pm UTC

one thing i like are strangers who got your back in awkward public situations, they are
the coolest people ever bc they save ur àss and you'll probably never see them again

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