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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Those annoying people
who really think it's necessary to correct you on your logic when you make a joke.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 5:34am UTC

CAN YOU RELATE? "Dinner is ready"
"Ok coming"
**Stays on the computer**
"DINNER IS READY"
"I SAID I AM COMING"
format credit-rajsonkar

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xxCaliLizxx
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:26pm UTC

"if youre LOST and
ALONE
and your sinking like a stone....
CARRY ON"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 8:42pm UTC

here’s a sleepy kitty for your witty
　　　 ∧ ∧　　　　
　　　　　 (´･ω･｀):.　_
　　　　ｒ’⌒と､j 　　ヽ　　
　　　ノ　,.ｨ’　｀ヽ.　/
　　／　　　　　　 i!./
　（_,. 　　　　 //
　く.,_｀^”ｰ-､_„..ノ/
　　　｀~`”ー—‐’

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michbart4
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:55pm UTC

what if life stopped
every 15 minutes for
a commericial break?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Belma_
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 6:35pm UTC

Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like.
And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

person:
so what music are you into?
me:
are you sure you're
ready for this conversation
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Today is my thirteenth Birthday.
and im sitting here,
on witty.
(-_-)

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 5:30pm UTC

click to see this quote

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 5:38pm UTC

If the sun refused to shine,
I would still be loving you. ♥

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Murder_Kitten
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Teacher: Where’s your homework?
Kid: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Oh, where's that?
Kid: A million miles away.
Teacher: What was it about?
Kid: A message to the main.
Teacher: You are testing me...
Kid: Seasons come and go but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the principal's office, now!
Kid: I'm on my waaaaaaaay!

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