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  1. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:02pm EDT
    Dear, "bring a quiet reading book to class",
    Umm, aren't all books quiet?
    Sincerely, I've never read a book that yelled at me as I read it...
    YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY
    never been in the Restricted Section.

  2. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:32pm EDT
    ( i cheated myself like )
    I KNEW I WOULD.
    i told you i was trouble. ♥ ♥ ♥ you know
    I'M NO GOOD.

  3. BrieLynn BrieLynn
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:41am EDT
    credittoforgeter
    before you ask which way to go
    remember where you've been.
    nmf./lyrics.
    Mm

  4. SydZeSquid SydZeSquid
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:47pm EDT
    nmf,nmq(Love it though :P)
    Best Time to Wear a Striped Sweater
    All the Time

  5. foreverxyoung14 foreverxyoung14
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:01pm EDT
    Anorexia isn't skipping one meal.
    Bulimia isn't making yourself puke once in a while.
    Self injury isn't taking a razor to your skin after they break up with you (again).
    Drug addiction isn't trying it once.
    Insomnia isn't not sleeping for two nights.
    Schizophrenia isn't seeing things when you're high.
    MPD isn't acting like someone you're not because you're upset.
    Depression isn't feeling low for a week.
    Anxiety isn't being nervous when you have a test.
    Tumblr/nmf


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:11am EDT
    Hands
    are silent, voices numb
    try to scream out my lungs but it makes this harder
    Format credit to defe4ted / quote credit onedirection

  8. Cali4nia Cali4nia
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 1:41pm EDT
    Ten years from now, what people thought of you in high school won't matter a t a l l .


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  10. ashleyy_mariee ashleyy_mariee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:27pm EDT
    Suicide
    is calling my
    name
    & I'm close
    to picking up
    the phone

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:41pm EDT
    Have you ever laid on your bed
    at night and cried because you're not good enough?
    Counted all your flaws and felt worse about yourself.
    And just felt too ugly and alone...

  12. MissOlivia MissOlivia
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:00pm EDT
    The Mad Hatter:
    Have I gone mad?
    Alice:
    I am afraid so. You are entirely bonkers.
    But I'll tell you a secret.
    All the best people are.
    - Alice in Wonderland
    nmf.

  13. klee12 klee12
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 10:19pm EDT
    what will happen if gay marrage is legalized
    a handy pi chart for the confused
    . gay people will get married
    . a third world war will break out
    . the zombie appocalipse will begin
    . terrorists will win
    . witty will be shut down

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:34pm EDT
    When I grow up, I promise to be thankful for:
    1) The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
    2) The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to
    eat.
    3) A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed, and
    gutters that have to be fixed because that means I have a home.
    4) The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am
    capable of walking.
    5) All of the complaining I hear about our government because it means
    we have freedom of speech.
    6) The people who talk on cellphones in restaraunts because it means
    I can hear.
    7) The huge piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones
    are nearby.
    8) The alarm that goes of early in the morning because it means I'm alive.
    Comment ones you think of!!
    format by jimmy365

  15. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:04pm EDT
    me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
    me on twitter: do you all understand grammar or
    me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or

  16. FightingAgainstAnorexia FightingAgainstAnorexia
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:09pm EDT
    I DON'T THINK THE
    "WEIGHT LOSS TIPS" ON WITTY ARE RIGHT.
    I know most of them are healthy ways to lose weight, but unhealthy people may use them in unhealthy ways. I come to witty for an escape. An escape from everything my life is and has been for the past four years. I don't want to come on witty and see top quotes on ways to lose weight when I've been dealing with anorexia for four years and spending the last two years trying to gain weight in treatment and recovery. If someone wants to lose weight, they can research ways to do so themselves. I find it quite triggering to come to Witty, somewhere I come to get away from my life, and be reminded of ways to lose weight when I've been trying so hard to free myself from this disease. I know some of you are going to say "well, don't use them then." But it doesn't exactly work like that. Did I choose to have anorexia? No. Am I going to willingly choose to use those tips? No. The thing is, I don't choose. My mind does and that is something I can't control. It's a mental disease and being reminded of ways to lose weight makes it quite difficult. I know I'm going to get "hate," so if you disagree then you disagree. But until you've gone through what I have, you'll never understand.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:46pm EDT
    boy: it's awkward buying condoms.
    girl: it's awkward walking around pregnant.

  18. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 2:23am EDT
    click to see this quote

  19. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm EDT
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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