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  1. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    So today in class I saw a girl with a W on her hand. I wonder if she's found my witty..
    O.O

  2. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    I'm noooooot oooookay!
    You wear me ouuuuut!

  3. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 12:27am UTC
    'Dont pack up, we have 4 minutes left'
    Me: no
    Me: just no
    Me: its hot in here
    Me: i wanna leave
    Me: f.uck you
    Me: -packs up as slowly and casually as possible-

  4. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 12:34am UTC
    Does anyone else f.ucking hate having hair thats curly as f.uck???

  5. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 12:41am UTC
    Sitting here thinking about how one day, I won't be going to school anymore. One day, I'm not going to be able to see my friends every single day. One day, we're all going to grow old and forget about half the people we spent our first 18 years of our life with. Some day, some people will move far away, and we will never hear from them again. One day, my best friend and I won't talk every single day like we used to. One day, our young loves won't be around anymore. One day, I'm never going to speak to half of my closest friends I had at school.
    One day, life won't be this easy. My favorite bands & musicians won't be making any more music. One day, all the things that made me happy as a child, won't be around anymore. My parents and siblings won't be around. I'll forget about all the good times I've had with friends.
    One day, I'll be too old and weak to do any of the things I loved to do growing up. One day, life will change. I always say I want to grow up, & one day, I'll regret saying it. 
    One day, life won't be the same.

  6. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 1:13am UTC
    Those who are heartless
    once cared too much


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  8. tholl2 tholl2
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 4:46am UTC
    When i was 5 years old, my
    mum always told me that
    happiness was the key to life.
    When i went to school, they
    asked me what i wanted to be
    when i grew up.
    I wrote down "happy."
    They told me i didn't
    understand the assignment
    and i told them they didn't
    understand life.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. MissArianne MissArianne
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 4:59am UTC
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  11. Dylan_is_Batman Dylan_is_Batman
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 4:49am UTC
    one of the biggest lies ever:
    the doctor will be with you in a
    couple of minutes
    ll o l s o t r u e . c o m

  12. MrsNiallHoran13 MrsNiallHoran13
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 4:50am UTC
    YOU JUST DON'T GET IT.
    You don't know how hard it is.
    You don't know what I have to deal with.
    You don't know how much it hurts.
    And you never will.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. FullOfRegrets FullOfRegrets
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Getting nervous going through airport security
    Even though you know you're not a terrorist

  16. SingYourFeelings SingYourFeelings
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Kid: i have to go to the bathroom
    Teacher: no
    Kid: but... its... an emergency...
    Teacher: no, this is an important lesson
    Kid: IM ON MY PERIOD
    Teacher:
    Kid:
    Teacher:
    Kid:
    Teacher: you're a boy...

  17. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    "Did you hear?
    Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting divorced!"
    " Wow, I guess he is the one that got away."
    "Something must of happened last Friday night."
    "Maybe he wanted some other California girl."
    "Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!"
    "That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.."
    -Nmq, Old but stil funny. :)

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    What counts nowadays...
    Personality
    Looks
    nmq/nmf

  19. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:04am UTC
    I listen to music
    so I don't have to listen to my thoughts.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    strict parents
    just create sneaky kids

:)

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