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  1. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  2. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  3. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    " Is It Dead? "
    " I Don't Know..."
    " Poke It. "
    x

  4. deannarox4eva deannarox4eva
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2010 7:04am UTC
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  5. Audrey_oxoxo_x3 Audrey_oxoxo_x3
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2009 11:37pm UTC
    && i'm scared i'm actually falling for this guy
    and he's going to be the one that decides i'm not worth catching. </3

  6. Audrey_oxoxo_x3 Audrey_oxoxo_x3
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 11:56pm UTC
    && baby whenever i'm around you,
    i'm scared to look you in the eyes.
    beacsue i'm afraid that you will instantly
    realize how much i actually like you.

  7. She_Still_Smiles She_Still_Smiles
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2009 12:16am UTC
    the codes that make witty go round(:
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    This wasn't origionally mine. I saw it and wanted to remember it, so I reposted it.
    [not sure who started it, but im not trying to jock it]

  8. Cookie_ninja_xo Cookie_ninja_xo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC
    A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
    1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
    2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
    3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
    4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
    5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
    6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
    7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
    8. Send random drawings. For example:
    () ()
    (oo)
    (uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
    9. Keep changing your font color.
    10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
    11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
    12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
    13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
    14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
    15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
    16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
    17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
    18. Start bursting out in song.
    19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
    20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
    21. Ignore them for awhile.
    22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
    **ALL MINE**
    Oh my goodness this took me so long!
    Hope you like!
    Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
    [I did some of them]
    Rate for mee ;)

  9. _dreamer _dreamer
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    ..don't you hate it when..
    a waitress walks up to your table when
    your plate is completely cleared & they
    ask "Are you done with this?"
    What else am i suppose to eat?
    _________THE PLATE________
    series?
    comment!

  10. _dreamer _dreamer
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 3:16pm UTC
    ..don't you hate it when..
    you give the cashier a $20 bill, and they say
    "Outta 20?" It's like
    "Um I believe that's what I just handed you."
    2nd out of the series
    should i continue?
    comment!

  11. _dreamer _dreamer
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 3:20pm UTC
    ..don't you hate it when..
    you are at the cash register with a whole cart
    full of stuff and they ask you "Will this be all?"
    It's like
    *What I didn't buy enough already?!*
    3rd(:

  12. _dreamer _dreamer
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2009 12:13pm UTC
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  13. _dreamer _dreamer
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2009 12:17pm UTC
    ..don't you hate it when..
    when you see your friend wearing
    something that is yours to school
    and everyone is like "I love your
    shirt!" *It's like*
    " N O I T ' S M I N E "
    Then you get all these faces looking
    at you like..what the hell are you
    talking about, she's wearing it ; not u.

  14. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2009 4:03pm UTC
    * * * *
    * * * ** *
    * * * * *
    * * * *
    * ** * * *
    * * * *
    Sometimes I think the stars are broken
    because lately, none of my wishes are coming true

  15. candycaneyxx candycaneyxx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 9:57pm UTC
    People are going to
    W A N T Y O U
    N E E D Y O U
    T A K E Y O U
    L O V E Y O U
    H A T E Y O U
    P L A Y Y O U
    R A T E Y O U
    S A V E Y O U
    AND B R E A K YOU
    but that's what
    MakeS You

  16. snpcrcklpp393 snpcrcklpp393
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2009 4:09pm UTC
    And the thing is...
    y o u ' v e g o t t h i s
    silly little idea
    t h a t i ' l l w a i t f o r y o u . . .

  17. xoanythingBUTyouuxo xoanythingBUTyouuxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 6:56pm UTC
    There aren't many people
    in this world ( w h o c a n ) give you butterflies.
    So when you find someone who can, never let them go.

  18. XoQueen_of_KingsX3 XoQueen_of_KingsX3
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 12:09pm UTC
    Why is it that ⇒
    I am completely bored at 3pm &+ have nothing to do
    But can always find something to do at 3am & have a load of fun?

  19. fastpitchislove fastpitchislove
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 4:46pm UTC
    Ha, you silly girls.
    unlike you, I don't rush to my phone everytime it lights up.
    I set a personal ringer, so I know when it's him. <3

  20. _dreamerx3 _dreamerx3
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2009 7:31pm UTC
    the best things in life
    are usually illegal ♥ or full of calories
    not my fades

:)

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