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Jasmine❤😘*
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April 5, 2014 10:39am UTC

You're the first person who broke my heart. For the rest of my life you will always be the one who hurt me the most. Remember that.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC

yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
OH GOD

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Hale_Storm18
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December 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC

i don't friend zone people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad, we're dating.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 3:24am UTC

one time I overslept and my mom came into
my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 4:27pm UTC

i have like 64 different laughs
all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC

your colours always change,you never act the same with me
Format by Breeze

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
Dad:He knows how long you sleep in
Dad:He knows that you've been baked
Dad:He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Girls on their period period
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate:No me
Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
Pad:You still missed.
Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Take a knife and cut my beating heart out,
...It will hurt less...

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sammy*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 5:20pm UTC

can we please just go back to the way we used to be?

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Anyone else remember this?
Robby: [on the phone] Like I said, guys, Miley is not interested in doing any movie right now.
Miley: Yeah, I am going to college and no movie is going to change that!
Robby: [on the phone] Well listen. It doesn't matter to her that Tom Cruise is her co-star. Tell Mr. Spielberg I said thanks but no thanks.
Miley: (talking very fast) Oversized sweatshirt buying Daddy who just said three-time Acadamy Award winner, director, producer of Jaws, Jurassic Park, E.T., and Men in Black 1 and 2 wants me to star in his next big blockbuster opposite of Mission Impossible hunkhouse Tom Cruise say what?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:46pm UTC

how to get the best of both worlds:
1. chill out, take it slow
2. then you rock out the show

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sammy*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 5:10pm UTC

I start to forget about you
& then someone says your name,
or something smells like you
or someone has your smile
and i lose all the progress i've made.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:52pm UTC

I think that everyone has scars.
Maybe not on their wrists or their inner thighs or on their knees
but on their hearts, souls, and inbetween the cracks and crevices of the
little universes they've created inside of themselves.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:23pm UTC

When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were like atronaut, president, or in my case, princess. When we were ten, they asked again. We answered rockstar, cowboy, or in my case, gold medalist. But now that we've grown up, they want a serious answer. Well how about this? -- Who the hell knows? -- This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions. This is the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love - a lot. Major in philosophy because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind, and change it again. Because nothing is permanent. So make as many mistakes as you can. That way someday when they ask us what we want to be, we won't have to guess. We'll know.
- TwilightSaga:Eclipse.
Cheers to the class of 2013.
13OSS

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC

i just get this really strong feeling that
obama could probably quote mean girls.

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esteban_julio_ricardo_montoya_de_la_rosa_ramirez
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 6:56pm UTC

No one calls
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez
a thief!

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:35pm UTC

No more crying, to get me through,
I'LL KEEP DANCING TILL THE MORNING
with somebody new.
Tonight I'm getting over you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 7:54pm UTC

i may not have my life put together,
but at least i have never did a harlem shake video.

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