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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Aliciaox9503 Aliciaox9503
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 8:34pm UTC

    I go to the frige
    every couple of minutes
    waiting for good food
    to magically appear


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  5. OrangeCatX1016 OrangeCatX1016
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 10:17am UTC
    Brain Heart
    Your Going to get hurt Just have fun
    It won't last forever He could be the 'one'
    He will leave you eventually He sincerely cares about you
    You don't want to fall in love He makes you Happy
    What if he cheats on you? He thinks your beautiful
    What if he is just using you? He misses you every second
    What if you screw it up? He loves you the way you are
    What do i follow?

  6. juliarose193 juliarose193
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    Someone you don't like likes your facebook status for a "truth is"
    &you have no idea what to say

  7. lexxilulu lexxilulu
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    there is
    "lie" in believe
    "over" in lover
    "end" in friend
    "ex" in next
    and "if" in life.

  8. DearSincerely DearSincerely
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 4:39pm UTC

    Dear New Generation,
    When I was your age,
    Carly was Megan,
    Spencer was Crazy Steve,
    Handy Manny was Fez,
    Selena Gomez was on Barney,
    Josh was fat,
    and Miley Cyrus was a good person.
    Sincerely, 90's Child ♥
    Nmq, format credit to Anjchyka.

  9. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    W H E N S O M E O N E
    Steps on the back of my flip flop,
    I want to just kill the person!

  10. ajmx15 ajmx15
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    If Taylor Swift had a witty...
    her quotes would be
    Ahh-mazing.

  11. ilovetheboynextstatex98 ilovetheboynextstatex98
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    hey there gorgeous;;
    keep your head held high and your middle finger h i g h e r .

  12. Mikay30 Mikay30
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    Last night...
    I got 9 hours of sleep.
    I ate a my first meal in 5 days
    I tore up all the pictures of us.
    I scarfed down the Ben& Jerrys.
    I didn't cry when I saw your Facebook.
    I didn't stay up and expect your text.
    I texted my best friends about the hot guys on my favortie tv show.
    I deleted all the locked messages from you on my phone.
    I called up my best guy friend, to talk about life.
    I stopped comparing myself to your new "girl"
    I took off all the makeup and put on my tee-shirt & sweats.
    Last night, I got over you.
    * You witty girls saved me. Thank you for the advice, and support. Theres plenty of fish in the sea...and now I'm one boy closer to my soul mate.

  13. SimplyPamela SimplyPamela
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    I love you <3
    Don't say that . Just don't . Because I'll believe it . We'll say all these cute things to each other . And I'll go to bed smiling every night . And we'll have those " I love you more fights " . And then one day you'll wakeup and decide that you don't love me anymore, just like that, and take it all back . And don't tell me you won't because you will, just like the rest .

  14. onlyyouwouldknow onlyyouwouldknow
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    you stupid boy
    you didn't even realize
    the way she looked at you
    »like her life depended on it♥

  15. Destroya Destroya
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Just think of it this way
    YOU'RE ONE BROKEN HEART CLOSER
    to happily ever after ♥

  16. LovingYouToday LovingYouToday
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Dear Boy,
    It's raining. That's your cue.
    Sincerely,
    Girl who loves you

  17. CountryCarolina CountryCarolina
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    d o n ' t l i e ,
    i know you have another pencil.

  18. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    & LETS HEAR IT FOR THE BOY
    who makes your heart skip 2 beats.♥

  19. ImStillHere ImStillHere
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 10:20am UTC
    Dear "Cool People",
    They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
    Sincerly, Nerds♥

  20. malkamania malkamania
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 7:09pm UTC
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