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xtimeformetoflyx

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Member Since: 11 Jan 2011 05:50pm

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  1. xtimeformetoflyx xtimeformetoflyx
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 1:15am UTC
    Four main reasons a girl will stop texting back.
    One - You said something that made her mad
    Two - You just started to get boring
    Three - She fell asleep
    Four - You said the letter "K"
    -notmine.

  2. xtimeformetoflyx xtimeformetoflyx
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    Time spent in the shower;
    25% Daydreaming.
    25% Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air.
    20% Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution.
    10% Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out.
    10% Contemplating the hardest decisions of life.
    7% Washing hair.
    3% Washing other body parts.
    -faceboook.

  3. xtimeformetoflyx xtimeformetoflyx
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
    -facebook.

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