Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

xsamx

Status:

Member Since: 10 Nov 2011 08:07pm

Last Seen: 1 Aug 2012 06:36pm

user id: 236720

53 Quotes
1,758 Favorites
10 Following
19 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

pan>

Get a playlist! Standalone player Get Ringtones
[PLAYLIST]
HI.... UM....  here are some random thngs  about me.... I LOVE imbarassing myself....... I am epic..... i LOVE leopards.... i like the color blue.......... i love music..... i have an ipod touch...... i am 9....... and i now something about you: YOU'RE A STRANGER WHO I HAVE NO CLUE YOU EVEN EXISTED!! OH!  my name is sam, short for samantha........ GOODBYE STRANGERZ!  
I'm not just any shuffler... I'M A BRITHISH MUSTACHE SHUFFLER!!

  1. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    When I Walk In The Spot (yeah) This Is What I See (OK) Katniss Everdeen Is Staring At Me I Gotta Loaf In My
    Hand And I Ain't Afraid To Throw It Throw It Throw It.......
    I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT!

  2. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    I that kind of girl that will burst out laghing for 5 seconds, then back to a serious face.

  3. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    keep
    calm
    and
    LOVE
    One
    Direction

  4. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    THE BRITISH SONGS ARE COMEING! IN MARCH!

  5. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    DUDE! I'VE TOLD YOU THIS LIKE A MILLION TIMES! Just put on a mustache and ALL your worries go away! It's true!

  6. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    I am known as the british mustache shuffler in school.

  7. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    It's so hard to butt diale with an iphone.
    It also hurts, so don't try it.
    Don't make the same mistake I did.

  8. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    I'm amazing.
    Scratch that, i'm epicly amazing.

  9. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Adele is an insparation to me.
    only me?

  10. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    When your sister says your favorite song is not appropriate, she really wants you to shut the heck up.

  11. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Fave if your sighn of zodiac is
    saggitarious.

  12. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    My sister leaves me out of all the games she and my neighbor MY age :( i am sad :(

  13. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    It's hard to swim in a world so shallow

  14. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    If Kesha spells her name with $ here in the U.S.A (Ke$ha), she should spell it with a £ in the U.K...... (Ke£ha)
    fave if you agree......

  15. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Friend: Your parents are so nice!
    Me: it's because you're here..

  16. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Me: Don't you just L♥VE school?!
    Random girl: If you're counting recess...
    Me: I HATE recess!
    Random girl: You're W-E-I-R-D!
    Me: Well at least you can spell good......
    fave if you love school as much as me♥

  17. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    You are 8 and you have a Iphone.... Who do you call?
    Dora?!
    And i don't even have a phone :(

  18. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Since you have read this, you will be told good new tonight. If you dont re-post this, your worst week starts NOW.

  19. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Since you have read this, you will be told good new tonight. If you dont re-post this, your worst week starts NOW.

  20. xsamx xsamx
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Me: When does Santa visit our house?
    Mom: At Christmas time, of course!

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles