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xrinlenkagaminex

Status: ~Risk is jumping off a cliff and building your wings on the way down~

Member Since: 19 Feb 2012 10:15pm

Last Seen: 20 Oct 2013 12:56pm

user id: 275990

33 Quotes
413 Favorites
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  1. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    I hate it when
    my brother looks
    better in booty shorts
    than I do.

  2. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    *watching Star Wars with my dad, see Luke get his hand cut off by Darth Vador*
    Me: You wouldn't do that to me, would you dad?
    Dad:
    Me: Dad.
    Dad:
    Me: Dad!
    Dad:
    Dad: No.....
    Me: I thought so.
    Dad:I don't even know where i would get a light savor.
    Me: i hate you.

  3. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Just remember, your unique
    .
    Just like everybody else.

  4. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Me: *trips on air and faceplants into the floor*
    Mom: *Calling from downstairs* What was that noise?
    Me: I fell on the floor
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:Is the floor okay?
    Me: I hate you.

  5. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    *Going to Bed*
    me: FINALLY! Some peace and quiet
    lamp: !!CRASH!!
    burglers: You think anybody heard that
    me:
    burglers:
    lamp:
    me:
    burglers:
    me:
    buglers:
    me:Fudgesticks on a popo platter

  6. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    e
    "Give me 100,000,000 favs for breathing air today teehee :D"
    MAKING A QUOTE
    Your doing it wrong.

  7. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    I love how at Busch Gardens
    They spell Bush "Busch"
    ☼☀

  8. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    I believe that i am a gay man
    stuck
    in a woman's body.

  9. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    When somebody says
    "No Offense"
    You know you are about to hear
    the most offensive thing
    ever said to you
    in your life.

  10. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    ------------------------
    Risk is.........
    Jumping off a cliff and
    building your wings
    on the way
    down.

    ------------------------

  11. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 11:48am UTC
    TEACHER: Nicole, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    Nicole : I is...
    TEACHER: No, Nicole. Always say, "I am."
    Nicole : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

  12. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Selena Gomez: Who says your not perfect?
    Me: Oh, you know nobody special. Just the whole entire HUMAN RACE.

  13. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:43am UTC
    My Mom says it's her house
    But when it's time to clean
    ~ It magically becomes my house too~

  14. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Before Puberty~
    Cute,Adorable,Outgoing,Not interested
    in boys
    After Puberty~
    Cute,Adorable,Outgoing,Not interested
    in boys
    Body:"LOL, NO."

    Format: twilightgirl995

  15. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    My heart can't possible break
    when it wasn't even whole.
    to start with.....
    Kelly Clarkson♪

  16. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    How all of my fights with my brother end....
    Him:"Your MOM!"

  17. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Beginning of Armageddon Toilets will regurgitate(They will no longer put up with your crap)

  18. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    DRUG COMERCIALS 10% Reasons to buy 90% Side Effects

  19. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Funny Moment # 1
    Sitting down watching a Honda commercial look outside and see a Honda Civic swerve into a stop sign.

  20. xrinlenkagaminex xrinlenkagaminex
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    You wanna get out of a fight? then yell: “I’m gonna beat you like a husband!” That always leaves them running.

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