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  1. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    *On The Voice*
    Adam: The audience is so hot and bothered it's like 50 Shades of Grey up in here.
    Contestant: Yeah, but they obviously like you more.
    Audience: *Cheers*
    Me: *Screams loudly*
    Adam: No... *Makes face, shrugs, nods slightly*
    What can I say? He's sexy and he knows it.
    ;)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. almost almost
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    What I do after reading an amazing book:
    Me: stares at last page
    Me: smiles at it
    Me: closes the book slowly
    Me: smiles at the cover
    Me: rubs the cover
    Me: makes a speech to a family member about how amazing it was
    Me: dramatically breathes in
    Me: dramatically breathes out
    Me: weird awkward happy noises that sound like a dying elephant
    Me: puts the book away and picks up another book
    *Process repeats*
    nmq

  4. Stiff_Smile Stiff_Smile
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Maybe it's just me, but
    I'd rather be flat
    THAN FAT.
    </3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I'm in love
    With a 20 year old.
    & I'm only 15 and 10 months....
    you guys can judge me for it.
    Or sit front row at my wedding

  7. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    HEY GOOD GIRL
    with your head in the clouds
    i bet you I can tell you what you're thinking about ♥
    -nmf

  8. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    You think it's everything you want, until you have it.

  9. Kateri157 Kateri157
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    He's the guy you stare at when you pass in the hall.
    He's the guy you talk to your friends about.
    He's the guy you can't get out of your head.
    He's the guy, when you get a text from him, you smile.
    He's the guy that you want to be in a REALationship with.
    He's the guy you want to spend your whole life with.
    He's the guy you fall asleep thinking about.
    He's the guy you want to hold hands with.
    He's the guy you want to tell your secrets to.
    He's the guy you want to meet your parents.
    He's the guy.. I have.
    and i'm so lucky.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. cutie4490 cutie4490
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Wittys freaking annoying now everything I see on here now is just things from tumblr originality is dead.

  11. missmissygirl90 missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    && who else remembers Jesse McCartney?

  12. xpeacexsmileex xpeacexsmileex
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Fav for a guy name that sounds good with yours. :)
    Comment your name.

  13. WhoNeedsToKnow WhoNeedsToKnow
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:05am UTC
    Favorite
    and i will tell you a name that sounds
    cute with yours.
    {doing all. not trying to jock.}

  14. SummerTimeee SummerTimeee
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    ♥♥♥Am I the only one who thinks there should be a himbutton of when adding quotes ♥♥♥

  15. annabanana090 annabanana090
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    I wish I could forget you,
    like I forget everything I've studied seconds before a test♥

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    "Yesterday harry cried because he missed his mum. so he didn't want to sleep with me.
    he wanted to be alone in a room. then niall went by him, he joined to insolation because some girls told him he does not deserve to be in the band and he ruin it so as to make him cry. i just wanted to say STOP. stop harassing niall, he's fragile, and whenever someone says something bad he starts to cry for hours and i don't like it. if he were not in the band, we would not be one direction. i'm very protective of him because he's like a child and he is the most beautiful guy i have have ever met in my life. and the luckiest girl in the world will be his future girlfriend. to me he is important nd i love him so much. so, to all the girls who insult him and then come to see louis, harry, liam and me, I'M NOT GOING TO CALL YOU A 'DIRECTIONERS' because a TRUE DIRECTIONER loves each of us.
    Niall i Love You"
    - Zayn Malik

  17. aprilshowers aprilshowers
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    that one boy
    who could
    (probably)
    make you do
    anything, &
    you'd love
    every second of it.

  18. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    You fight like a married couple,
    You talk like best friends,
    and you flirt like first loves.
    It's obviously meant to be.♥
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMA

  19. Bubbles98 Bubbles98
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 9:12am UTC
    His smile. His eyes. his lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird faces. Fave if you thought of someone.

  20. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Oh so you love One Direction?
    Do you know EVERY song by heart?
    Do you know all their names? And proper spelling?
    Can you tell who is singing when during their songs?
    Do you know more songs than What Makes You Beautiful?
    Do you know everything about them?
    Hmmm, bet not

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