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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  2. mintoreodk mintoreodk
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 12:13pm EDT
    today a cop called my house,
    he told me that my dog was chasing some kid on a bike.
    I then informed him that my dog doesn't have a bike.

  3. ikindajust ikindajust
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 5:08pm EDT
    suck my dick
    personalities can't be sucked, silly.

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 4:01pm EDT
    That Awkward Moment
    when you have to explain how you know your Witty best friend
    t o s o m e o n e w h o d o e s n ' t k n o w
    a b o u t W i t t y

  5. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 2:14pm EDT
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  6. emilyxxox* emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 3:23pm EDT
    I'm so tired
    of playing games;
    it's like same boy,
    different name.

  7. xoxomusicloverxoxo xoxomusicloverxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 10:24am EDT
    It's impossible
    to hum when your
    nose is plugged.
    FAVE If you tried
    nmf

  8. rima21 rima21
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 5:59pm EDT
    Pretending your the host of a cooking show,
    when your home alone cooking <3

  9. perfectbeauty perfectbeauty
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 10:41pm EDT
    I was never anything special
    Just another toy to play with.

  10. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 6:26am EDT
    Everyday,
    I fight back the urge to text
    you or talk to you. Telling
    myself that if you wanted
    to speak to me,
    you would.

  11. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 11:21pm EDT
    &Who Else Wonders
    what their teachers were like
    in high school?

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 2:37pm EDT

    I wake up and think
    "I'm gonna talk to him"
    I go to bed and think
    "I should have said hi."

  13. AlSpazz AlSpazz
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 8:48am EDT
    That one person
    you want to throw an egg at. A brick shaped egg. Made of brick.

  14. laurlaur laurlaur
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 4:28pm EDT
    Did you ever notice “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” is the same letter but with a different angle?

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 3:47pm EDT
    When the teacher
    Writes a bunch of mathematical bullsh*t on the board
    And asks if there's any questions
    "Yeah, what the f**k is that?".

  16. JustTheWayIAm JustTheWayIAm
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 9:09pm EDT
    So next time it's 11:11 don't be selfish.
    wish for someone that needs it.

  17. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 10:31pm EDT
    If I
    didn't tell you what was wrong the first two times, I'm only going to put up higher walls if you ask me again.

  18. foreverbyyourside foreverbyyourside
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 9:40pm EDT
    I hate when people write "b4" instead of "before". It's like you're speaking English, not playing Bingo.

  19. PakiGirl PakiGirl
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 3:57pm EDT
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  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 2:57pm EDT
    Best friends have
    Conversations impossible
    to understand by other people .

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