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hallucinating*
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December 9, 2012 11:24pm UTC

lot's of girls here wears tampons.
am I the only one who wears pads?

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BlackButterflies
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December 10, 2012 6:06pm UTC

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
let 2013 be a really good year for me.

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ChocoTaco
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December 9, 2012 8:00pm UTC

*20 Years Later*
Future Husband: Hey what are you looking at babe?
Me: Oh, just my old social accounts. You know, facebook, twitter, tumblr, insta-
Future Husband: Can I see?
Me: *Throws laptop out of the window* Oh, look at that. Oops, sorry.

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Hale_Storm18
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November 27, 2012 3:26pm UTC

In math I use
the "guess and hope" method

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yourcool
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November 26, 2012 9:43pm UTC

whew, that was a close one.
i almost had to do this thing called "socialize."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_Dont_Know
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December 1, 2012 5:27pm UTC

12 year olds are pregnant, and I still can't get a date.

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MyMindBook
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December 1, 2012 4:48pm UTC

When you realize 12/12/12
is the last repetitive date we will ever see.

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yourcool
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December 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC

imagine this:
it's the year 2042. "i was born in the wrong generation," a teenage girl signs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

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HakunaaMatata
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November 30, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I got detention so i won't be home until a little later.
Detention? THAT'S MY GIRL! you're finally starting to loosen up! Mark the calendar, my daughter's turning into a bad a*s.
nmf, followme *best dad ever

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wittyquotesgurl
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December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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13andFearless
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November 28, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Hey babe (;
We broke up over a month ago, its over, unless you want to do other....things ;)
Oooh, what do you have in mind? (;
Illegal things...
What type of illegal things?
Kill you.
Nmq-

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amypond
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November 27, 2012 5:53pm UTC

What if;
one day, google was deleted,
but we couldn't google what happened
to google...

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yourcool
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November 26, 2012 6:25pm UTC

when a girl changes in front of you:
1) she is really interested in you
2) you're level 99 friendzoned.
3) she's pretty sure you're gay.

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yourcool
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November 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC

rabbits jump and they live for 8 years.
dogs run and they live for 15 years.
turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years.
lesson learned.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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December 3, 2012 5:46pm UTC

"You're crazy," she laughed.
“In love," he whispered.

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iKenzie
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December 3, 2012 5:55pm UTC

HIM..
We're on a couch at my house,he started tickling me until i squeeled and went to the other couch in a joking angry fit.
He picked up my cat, took her paws in his hands and reached them towards me and sang "BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEOW."
Yep, he's a keeper.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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flyingbacon7
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December 3, 2012 5:34pm UTC

No one can change a person,
but a person can be the reason
someone changes
~Spongebob

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babydolphin09
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December 3, 2012 5:34pm UTC

& here's to the kids
who feels like nobody understands them.
f a v e f o r a s e r i e s . ♥

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