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  1. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    Getting Ready !!
    Girl : shower, make up, comb hair, change
    cloth four times. ect
    Boy: shower, random cloth.. READY

  2. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 3:29pm UTC
    When you are sitting alphabettically for the new seating chart:
    Age 7: Hi, I'm ___!!
    Age 11: Why do we always end up next to each other?
    Age 15: DUDE IF I HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO YOU
    ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO GO FREAKING
    INSANE!!!

  3. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 3:21pm UTC
    Boy: hey teacher..
    teacher: what is it??
    Boy: do you know how to keep an idiot
    waiting?
    Teacher: nope, tell me
    Boy: sure ill tell you tomorrow ;)
    Fav if you get it <3

  4. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 3:15pm UTC
    Dad: do you love your boyfriend?
    girl: yes dad
    Dad: Invite him over for a meal, let me see if he
    is that good for my daughter :)
    Girl: what do you mean by that??
    Dad: he gotta beat me in "Black ops" to win my
    daughter..

  5. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 3:09pm UTC
    hi im a boy. . .
    here is how it goes: im gonna flirt with you, then ignore you, ill send you mixed messages, hit on your friends, lie to you.
    then ill lead you on so you fall for me. ill make you happy for a night, but tomorrow ill completely ignore you. you'll be the one i turn to when i need a friend, or a confidence boost.
    KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART IS??
    you cant do nothing about it, because you love me. and you dont want to lose me .. ha

  6. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 3:01pm UTC
    call a girl HOTT and she will appreciate it..
    call a girl PRETTY and she will smile and blush..
    call a girl SEXY and she will laugh and deny it..
    call a girl BEAUTIFUL and she will appreciate it, she will consider being with you, and she will think 'hey maybe this one is a keeper'

  7. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 2:57pm UTC
    At age 6: i wanna be a princess !!
    At age 9: I wanna be a teacher!!!!
    At age 12: I wanna be a lawyer !!!
    At age 17: I have no clue !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 2:54pm UTC
    When a guy and a girl date for a really long time, then they break up, move on, but when they look at each
    other everyone can see they still LOVE each other..

  9. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    Ooo Myy Godd
    my mom just told me
    that i was born on my birthday !

  10. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 5:33am UTC
    im 50% girlish ,, 70% boyish.. 40% nerdish.. 10% emoish .. 20% childish
    -Girlish--
    [x ] I like at least one shade of pink
    [ ] I don't like being messy
    [ ] My belongings are organized
    [ x] I don't like rock music
    [ x] I like wearing accessories
    [x ] Bright colors amaze me
    [ ] I hate black
    [ ] I go to the salon once a week
    [ ] I comb my hair almost all the time
    [x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
    TOTAL: 5
    --Boyish--
    [ x] I like wearing baggy pants
    [ x] I play video games
    [ x] I like Akon
    [ ] I like wearing jackets with hoods
    [x] I'm too lazy to do chores
    [ x] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
    [ x] I would go bungee jumping
    [ ] I like being sweaty
    [ ] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
    [ x] I always wear perfume/cologne
    TOTAL: 7
    --Nerdy--
    [ x] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
    [ ] I enjoy studying
    [ x] I wear glasses
    [ x] I'm a straight-A student(not always)
    [ ] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
    [ ] I like my shirt tucked in
    [ ] One of my favorite subject is science
    [ ] I like reading mystery books
    [ x] My assignments are passed up on time
    TOTAL: 4
    --Emo--
    [ ] I am crazy about the color black
    [ ] I sit at the corner
    [ ] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.
    [ ] I like heavy metal rock music
    [x] I have a lot of problems in my life
    [ ] I don't talk much
    [ ] I don't have that many friends
    [ ] I barely have fun
    [ ] I barely go out with my folks or friends
    TOTAL: 1
    --Childish--
    [x ] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
    [ ] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
    [] I watch cartoons
    [ ] I love to invent words only i understand
    [ ] I sleep with a night light
    [ ] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
    [ ] I'm scared of roller coasters
    [ ] I like being with my family relatives
    [ x] I take bubble baths
    [ ] I like Spongebob!
    TOTAL: 2 

  11. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    codingbypeaceinpieces.

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    Today,
    my ex's best friend told
    me that my ex (first boyfriend) has
    a new girlfriend out of no where, i dont
    know why he told me that, i didnt even ask
    is he tryin 2 get me jealous??

  12. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 7:26pm UTC
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  13. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 6:19pm UTC
    14 years ago...
    my mom screamed, and out came
    a baby girl
    that girl is me
    today i turned 14
    and i really want atleast 14 fav
    to thank my parents 4 bringing
    me to life !!

  14. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 5:10pm UTC
    & I just wanted
    [you]
    to know that
    you are beutiful

  15. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    * * * * *
    when everything seems to be going
    "against you"
    remember that the airplanes takes off against the wind, not
    with it .
    * * * * *

  16. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 8:52am UTC
    sometimes
    i only favorite quotes cuz i knew that it
    will mean a lot to the person who did it..

  17. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 8:39am UTC
    I'll Forgive
    But
    Never Forget

  18. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 6:20pm UTC

    is it love ??
    we're thousands of miles away from each other...
    i haven't seen him for more than a month..
    I still smile when i see his picture...
    I think i know he has a girlfriend :(
    but he used to flirt with me..
    look at me all the time and smile..
    he used to wait for me opening the door...
    Why do i still think about him??

  19. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 6:05pm UTC

    To love is nothing
    to be loved is something
    to love and be loved is everything

  20. xoxojana xoxojana
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2010 12:01pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm tired of crying
    sick of trying
    yeah im smiling
    but inside im dying

:)

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