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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:28am UTC
    The Seven Basic Relationships
    1) The "I like him, he like's her" relationship. When the person you love is in
    love with someone else.
    2) The "Everyone knows; Except them" relationship. When two people act
    like they're togethor. Even though they don't admit it, they still show it.
    3) The "Love/ Hate" relationship. When two people fight or argue to make
    other people believe they don't have feelings for each other.
    4) The "Friend Zone" relationship. When the person you love only sees
    you as a close friend.
    5) The "Just Kidding" relationship. When two people keep breaking up
    and getting back togethor.
    6) The "Betrayed" relationship. When he turns out to be everything you
    thought he wasn't.
    7) The "If You're Lucky" relationship. When the person you fall in love with
    falls in love with you.
    Comment ones you think I missed!!
    format by jimmy365

  2. suprize123 suprize123
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    ♀♂ This is love
    ♂♂ This is love
    ♀♀ This is love
    Im sorry, but I dont see the difference.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    (o.o)
    |
    \|/
    |
    /\
    This is Steve.
    How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
    1 FAVE = 1 HUG

  5. dydy dydy
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    new medicine makes life easy. It's called
    FUKITOL.
    (fave if you get it)
    (face if you get
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Guy wait for the perfect girl: Playboy's fault..
    Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney's fault.

    Format credit: Jayciecutie01

  7. xoxoFearlessxoxo xoxoFearlessxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    x
    x
    x
    x
    MENU
    ► ll
    ►►l
    ►►l
    What makes you beautiful
    Naill and the potatoes
    x
    x
    Only directioners will get it

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 11:43am UTC
    "if you don't belive in youself,
    nobody will believe in you."
    - Jessie J ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 9:05am UTC
    "Sometimes being afraid
    shows more strength
    than being fearless."
    - Demi Lovato♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  10. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    So apparently,
    there is a website called ratemypoo
    where people actually take pictures of their poop
    and other people rate it.
    I am seriously concerned for humanity.
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    my friend told me about this website, and no. I have not gone on it, and i'm not planning on it so i don't actually know if it's true.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    That status was about you.
    You're not ALLOWED to like it.

  12. Penguin848 Penguin848
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    sssssssssssssssssssssssss
    O
    Keep your eyes on the O, then press FAVE.
    You will be surprised of what happens next
    Fave if you tried it
    sssssssssssssssssssssssss

  13. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Do you even have friends?
    Yeah, all ten seasons on DVD!

  14. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    The Boys Who #9
    call just because they want to hear your voice.

  15. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    The Boys Who #10
    don't wait until Valentine's Day to treat you like a princess.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    When was the last time
    you were happy with your life, You were proud of who your were? If someone asked you, Would you say "Today". You should feel comfortable in your skin, You should start accepting who you are. You were put in the skin and in this life for a reason. Maybe it was to make you stronger or show you, You could do anything as long as you put your mind to it. You're here for a reason. Believe me ♥

  17. LifeUncharted3 LifeUncharted3
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    If strippers are called
    "exotic dancers"
    Then drug dealers should be called
    "exotic pharmacists"

    Credit to twitter(:

  18. alyyx3 alyyx3
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    When he messes up and apologizes,
    accept his apology. When you see he is holding back tears, forgive him. ♥
    When it's apparent that any pain you feel he feels 10 times worse,
    r e a l i z e t h a t h e l o v e s y o u . ♥
    When he hurts you, and he's there to put
    you back together... l e t h i m .
    nmq

  19. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    The Boys Who #12
    work out with no shirt on ♥

  20. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    I NEED TO
    mentally stop making up scenaries of
    you & me together, because in the end, I
    know I will be disappointed with the
    OUTCOME.

:)

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