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jillybean
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March 30, 2011 3:57pm UTC

THAT ONE KID IN CLASS
who always gets blamed for stuff they didn't do

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xxshellxx98
posted a quote
March 28, 2011 4:20pm UTC

bahhaahahaha,
your a joke.
♥
not my format

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OHxEMxGEEZ
posted a quote
May 9, 2010 7:01pm UTC

"Whenever you laugh
I x feel x my x heart x s k i p x a x beat.
a n d w h e n e v e r I t a l k t o y o u
OR SOMEONE MENTIONS YOUR NAME,
__ I get butterflies. *
a n d w h e n y o u ' r e m a d a t m e
my whole world comes to a
crashinghalt
t i l l I m a k e i t r i g h t w i t h y o u ."
the guy I like said this
to me. too bad he's in
love with his girlfriend.

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Untamed_darkness
posted a quote
May 9, 2010 3:26pm UTC

We only got 86 400 seconds
in a day to turn it all around, and throw it all away gotta live like we're dying ♥

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kayhoee
posted a quote
May 9, 2010 3:35pm UTC

If it still hurts,
♥ it means you still care. //////////////////////

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xorose033
posted a quote
May 9, 2010 3:56pm UTC

╔══╗ ♥ ♫ ♥
║██║ ♫ ♥ ♫
║(O)║ ♥ music
╚══╝

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Miss_Independent
posted a quote
May 9, 2010 7:38pm UTC

(¯`v´¯)
`·.¸.·´
My heart isn't your dick,
So stop playing with it.
(_.·´¯`·×» (_.·´¯`·×» (_.·´¯`·×» (_.·´¯`·×» (_.·´¯`·×»»

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xforeverxxo
posted a quote
April 26, 2010 7:35pm UTC

I must admit;
when I realize that a guy has a six pack
he automatically becomes
a whole lot hotter

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cheyyxox12
posted a quote
April 26, 2010 7:24pm UTC

WOAAHH! who else thought
---they typed WittyProfiles.com in wrong when the site came up looking like this?

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beautifulx34
posted a quote
April 24, 2010 8:07pm UTC

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? How come the glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle? Do they bury
people with their braces on? Why do doctors leave the room when you're changing? They are going to see you
naked anyways. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Are eyebrows considered
as facial hair? Can animals commit suicide? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or the Star of David? Can you
yawn in your sleep? Do siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when they go to the movies? How do you
handcuff a one-armed man? Are children who act in rated R movies allowed to see them? What are the handles
for corn on the cob called? Why do British people never sound British when they sing? Do your eyes change
color when you die? Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater? Why does grape flavor smell the way it is
when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it? Why does the easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't
lay eggs. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on themselves? In some books, why do they have
blank pages at the end? Why does round pizza come in a square box? Are children who use sign language
allowed to "talk" (sign) with their mouth full? Do stuttering people stutter when thinking to themselves?
These are the questions that haunt me.

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sunset_xo_sunrise
posted a quote
April 24, 2010 7:34pm UTC

...did you forget all plans
that you made with me,
'cause baby i didnt

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DreamMachine

posted a quote
April 20, 2010 7:21pm UTC

I may not have
the prettiest face for you to look at,
or the skinniest waist for you to hold,
♥ but I'll tell you this, ♥
I have the biggest heart to love you with.

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oliviaaababyy
posted a quote
April 18, 2010 9:36pm UTC

oh excuse me.
s o r r y f o r t h i n k i n g i a c t u a l l y m e a n t s o m e t h i n g t o y o u.

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stronger
posted a quote
April 21, 2010 2:59pm UTC

"No iPods in school!"
-Yes, because I'm going to cheat off my test listening to
BedRock.

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xxsmileyxfaces
posted a quote
April 19, 2010 6:22pm UTC

I love it when you say,
'Guys, quiet. I'm about to call my mom.'
And that one person goes
'PASS THE WEED!'
I love my friends. Lmao. :) Comment/<3.

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HighAsTheSky__x
posted a quote
April 17, 2010 9:29pm UTC

you never leave my mind
[ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] even when i have a million things to worry about ///♥

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onemoreserenity52
posted a quote
April 19, 2010 7:13pm UTC

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HighAsTheSky__x
posted a quote
April 17, 2010 8:48pm UTC

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my-shadow-stalks-me
posted a quote
April 23, 2010 5:54pm UTC

I could never count how many times he looked right past me or walked on by as
if I wasn't even there. Does he even have a clue what goes through my mind??
WHY DOESN'T HE SEE IT IN
MY EYES?
Sometimes I can't help but wish he just knew what I felt for him even if the feeling
wasn't returned. It would hurt knowing he didn't love me back but at least I wouldn't
have to face this uncertainty, and maybe finally start to get on with my life. xx

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
April 23, 2010 9:41pm UTC

the worst feeling
y o u ' l l e v e r f e e l i s s i t t i n g n e x t t o t h e p e r s o n
who means the world to you
k n o w t h a t y o u m e a n n o t h i n g t o t h e m .

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