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  1. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 8:18pm UTC
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    tell me i'm not the only one
    who pushes in all the little bubbles on the lids of fountain drinks
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  2. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 8:12pm UTC
    witty is a guy's
    chickipidia

  3. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 8:04pm UTC
    Wow, you blocked me...
    this is getting serious

  4. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    Boy: How come you’ve never had a boyfriend?
    Girl: Because i'm not allowed to yet.
    Why don't you have a girlfriend?
    Boy: Because you’re not allowed to have a boyfriend yet

  5. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    im the map im the map
    im the map im the map
    im the map im the map
    im the map im the map
    IM THE MAAAAYYYUUP!!!!
    NO WAY REALLY?

  6. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 2:49pm UTC
    guys stop
    complaining
    Do you give birth? Didn't think so
    Do you get your period? Didn't think so
    Do you have drama? Didn't think so
    Do you have to buy tampons and makeup? Didn't think so
    Do you have to worry about getting pregnant? Didn't think so
    Does your gender spaz about bra sizes? Didn't think so
    Do you constantly retie your swimsuit? Didn't think so
    Do you have to worry about hair? Didn't think so
    Does your life seem hard? Didn't think so

  7. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 2:47pm UTC
    dear boy:
    how do i respond to "yup"?

  8. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 2:45pm UTC
    beware
    nail ladies
    someday ima learn chinese

  9. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 2:36pm UTC
    when i hear firetrucks
    | i | run | outside | to | see |
    whose house the
    FIRE IS AT

:)

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