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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    f∞d.

  2. Feeling_free Feeling_free
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    This gives me hope;
    So this week is homecoming week at my school. Last Monday the homecoming court was announced. Homecoming king and queen is like a popularity contest at our school. 5 beautiful senior girls were picked and 5 senior boys were picked. But one of the guys pick was m.r (mentaly retarded).
    I thought it was awesome that he made it into the homecoming court. So Wednesday we voted for king and queen. They announced the winners at an assembly Friday. He won.
    When they announced him king the whole student body got up and started clapping and screaming. It gave me goose bumps! He got to stand in front of our whole school with one of the most beautiful seniors and was smiling from ear to ear.
    This gives me pride in our school.
    <3
    true story
    nmf

  3. ilovechu5 ilovechu5
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:23pm UTC
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  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    i still have the dreams sometimes
    I DO. I COME HOME FROM THE STORE AND FIND
    you on my doorstep. with a suitcase but, not your entire wardrobe, just a douffle bag.
    we Don'T saY anYTHInG
    » BUT YOU HAVE THIS LOOK IN YOUR EYES}
    that kills me. it just...and i unlock the door and let you in. and that's it.
    THaT's THe Dream.
    » WHEN I WAKE UP, I WAKE UP HAPPY.}
    vibrating for a few seconds, with my head in the sand, content.
    THen IT Goes awaY.
    » AND YOU GO AWAY. AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED THEN}
    cause it's cold out there. but i do. i get up. life goes on.

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Love +
    - 1D
    - Coner Maynard
    - Jessie J
    - Irish accents
    - Olly Murs
    - Rihanna
    - Coldplay
    - Ed Sheeran
    - Pizza
    - Panda hats
    - Little Mix
    - Adam Lambert
    - Aiden Grimshaw
    - Cher Lloyd
    - Chris Brown
    - Youtube
    - Sam Pepper
    - Jack Harries
    - Alfie Deyes
    - Marcus Butler
    - Eastenders
    - Food
    - Nandos
    - British Accents
    - Music
    Sorry i was bored


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
    "just got another new cat..... YOLO."
    "bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
    "can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
    "ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

  8. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Did You Know...
    Adele, Leona Lewis, & Jessie J all went to the same High School in the exact same year.
    @GoogleFacts

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    When I grow up, I promise to be thankful for:
    1) The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
    2) The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to
    eat.
    3) A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed, and
    gutters that have to be fixed because that means I have a home.
    4) The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am
    capable of walking.
    5) All of the complaining I hear about our government because it means
    we have freedom of speech.
    6) The people who talk on cellphones in restaraunts because it means
    I can hear.
    7) The huge piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones
    are nearby.
    8) The alarm that goes of early in the morning because it means I'm alive.
    Comment ones you think of!!
    format by jimmy365

  10. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    I swear, if I hear someone say
    YOLO
    one more time, I'm going to punch them.

  11. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    I feel bad for kids nowadays
    that see a cool new toy on tv they want, but can't get it
    because their parents have to be 18 or older to call
    Ment to be funny - not offensive


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    "Witty just isn't the same anymore. I miss the old Witty :("
    -Member Since May 19, 2012

  14. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Is Witty going green?,
    because I'm seeing a lot of reused quotes!

  15. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Extreme makeover: home edition
    girl: i kinda like horses
    ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
    nmq

  16. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    ░ ░░░
    ░░░Clse your eyes,
    [♥][♥][♥] That AwkwardMoment When you walk out of your room in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house
    format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    There's an airline called Virgin Airlines,
    but I never use them. Who wants to fly on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

  18. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Prolouge
    When I was 13, the only guy I had ever liked, asked me out.
    I was thrilled, in fact, I remember not being able to stop smiling.
    He told me everything I wanted to hear, did everything I wanted to see.
    In my eyes, he was perfect.
    But 5 months later, he broke it off, like nothing was wrong.
    His friends laughed and joked about how foolish I was to believe that someone like him would actually fall for a girl like me.
    I was devistated, to the point where I would miss days of school to avoid the torture.
    After all the nights of crying, my mom finally agreed to send me to my dad's house in Maine.
    "2 years Bree, then you're coming home." I remember her telling me as I boarded my flight.
    The day I left for my dad's house, I promised myself I would be a stronger person when I came home.
    Not only that, but I promised myself that I would get revenge on the boy that broke my heart.
    During those two years, I grew out my blonde hair, that now reached over half way down my back.
    I ran two miles everyday, giving me the legs and body of a super model.
    I turned myself into my ex boyfriend's deffinition of perfect, in hopes that maybe he would fall for me again.
    This time though, he would be the one to end up feeling broken.
    And now, here I stand, two years later, as a 15 year old.
    In just 5 minutes, my flight would be landing back in California, back in the hell hole that I left 2 years ago today.
    As we neared closer to the ground, I pictured all of my friends waiting for me at the airport.
    Then, I pictured the look on Jake's face when he saw the girl that i've become.
    When the flight came to a complete stop, I grabbed my bags and began making my way off of the plane.
    "Bree!" Jaycie and Zoe shrieked, greeting me with a huge hug.
    "I missed you guys so much!" I exclaimed.
    They helped my bring all of my bags out to the car, and then, we began our journey back to my house.
    "So," Zoe began. "Are you here to fall in love with Jake again?" She raised her eye brows teasingly.
    "Hah." I let out a sarcastic laugh. "In his dreams."
    I wasn't being cocky, just confident.
    "Well from what I hear, he's excited to see you again." Jaycie sighed.
    "Well, I guess we'll see." I muttered, noticing we were almost home.
    As we entered my driveway, my mom anxiously pulled open the car door.
    "It's so good to see you again honey!" my mom squeezed me.
    "It's good to see you again too mom." I replied, a little embarrassed.
    Then suddenly, another car pulled into the drive way.
    "What's up short stuff?" Ryan laughed, hopping out of his car, along with Noah and Jake.
    I laughed, greeting him with a hug.
    Then Noah, and then Jake.
    "It's good to see you again." Jake smiled slightly.
    "It's good to see you, too." I lied right through my teeth.
    I stared at him, taking in that familiar smile, and the mouth that lied to me so many times.
    This Summer, I was going to show Jake how much stronger I have become.
    I was going to show him what he gave up 2 years ago.
    And most of all, I was going to show him why you don't mess with
    girls like me.
    [[ Feedback?(: Not my best introduction, but the story will get better, I promise. The Character link is up on my profile, for those of you who are interested. ]]
    Want to be notified for the next chapter? Comment Herrre.
    [[[ Fave--//--Comment--//--Follow ]]]
    © Format Credit; The Mascara Series

  19. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    We're not perfect. Any of us.
    We make mistakes, we screw up but then we forgive and move forward.
    -The last song.

  20. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    MAYBE,
    your d*ck is so small,
    because you took 3/4 of it,
    and shoved it into your personality.

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