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  1. twihard4eva1012 twihard4eva1012
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    How do I feel about my period?
    Oh, we're tight . I love it .
    I wanna hold really soft things,
    like my cat .
    It makes me feel really pure.
    Sometimes I just wanna run on
    the beach.
    I like to twirl, maybe in slow motion.
    & I do it in my white spandex!
    And usually, by the third day,
    I really just wanna dance .
    The adds on TV are really helpful,
    'cause they use that blue liqiud,
    And I'm like, "Oh! That's
    what's supposed to happen!"
    Why are tampon adds so ridiculous?
    kotex commercial (: *nmf

  2. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    I Love It When
    you r e m e m b e r things I don't even recall t e l l i n g y o u ♥

  3. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 12:49am UTC
    I completely fell for you.
    and you?
    You didn't even stumble.

  4. TheLovelyHazelnuts TheLovelyHazelnuts
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 11:57am UTC
    Love many,
    Trust few,
    Always paddle
    Your own canoe.
    ~This was in my great-grandma's yearbook from 1937~

  5. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Have you Ever Noticed The Saddest
    Person Has The Most Beautiful Smile.
    -Kid Cudi

  6. 00cookiemonster00 00cookiemonster00
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    Last night,
    I missed 11:11 by one minute.
    I guess that's fates way of telling me
    that you're just not worth wishing for anymore.

  7. softball4lyfe softball4lyfe
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    sometimes i look in the mirror & im just like
    w o w. . . w a y t o b e u g l y.

  8. KawaiiBaii KawaiiBaii
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    If you get sexted by someone you don't like.
    Does that mean you just got molexted?
    format & quote credit to FreakyiiZ

  9. fuckkkyeahhh fuckkkyeahhh
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    hi everyone,
    so, i've deicided to do a weekly top 10 prettiest girls. each week i will post quote with 10 of the prettiest girls i've seen that week on witty. (:
    fave if you want be to look at your profile to see if i could put you on this weeks top 10 prettiest on witty.
    & comment if you want to help me do it.
    thanks. (:

  10. Monicaforeverbrokenn Monicaforeverbrokenn
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    Yesterday♥
    My Boyfriend&+ I Were
    talking& he told me to
    say something sexy.
    My response was Justin Biber.
    &t h e l o o k o n m y
    b o y f r i e n d ' s f a c e ; p r i c l e s s♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Kiss him, diss him, screw him,
    Its not like ill ever miss him.
    Get him all worked up then
    tell him were through.
    Who
    said girls cant be
    players, too?
    -----------♥-----------
    nmf/nmq

  13. l0velybelieber l0velybelieber
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    Genuinely scared to watch
    Cyberbully
    seeing as I'm on my period &I
    cried when I found out I had a hole in my favorite sock...

  14. cocobananasxx cocobananasxx
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. qpsbg57 qpsbg57
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Best way to stop a creep from texting you:
    The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error. Please try again later. Error 2128-226110.
    Works everytime♥

  16. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Hated
    BY MANY
    confronted by none.
    -not my format-

  17. sunshineohnine sunshineohnine
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    manhunt
    >>a cooler name for hide and seek.♥
    not my format.

  18. NeverShoutNever2499 NeverShoutNever2499
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:56am UTC
    red cups+teenagers
    =
    suspicious cashier

  19. hatetheloved hatetheloved
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    i flirt as often as i breathe

  20. xRoxMySox xRoxMySox
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:39am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    When An Ugly Guy
    - - - - ->Hits on You <- - - - -
    And Suddenly Your Bestfriend Becomes Your
    Lesbian Lover
    -----------♥-----------

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